Randomness: A Book about Random Shit- Are YOU Confused?

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So, I'm sitting here watching the "Food Network ". Tell me why this chick just put Bacon, Apples, Barbeque Sauce, and chicken on her pizza. I think this bitch is confused whether it's Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, or Desert. Shit, maybe she wants all four in one. But, I know one thing you wouldn't catch me eating that shit.

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