Randomness: Random Shit- The Shit My Little Sister Says Pt.1

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The lord blessed me with a little siter on February 5, 2002, I love her to death and she's freaking amazing but some of the shit she says is well I'll let you determine that.

I was helping her with some review since it is the Summer time but I was like really blown away with some of the answers she was giving me..

Me: Who was our first president?

Her: Abraham Lincoln.

-The fuck? I thought George Washington was out first president?

Me:Name 5 states.

Her:Georgia, California,  Europe.. Is Georgia a state?

-I'm like wtf, We live in Georgia fool. Last time I checked Europe was a Continent..

Me: What is the meaning of the Fourth of July?

Her: Freedom and the Great Depression.

-No comment.. :/

Me:Name 10 body parts

Her :Ribs,toes, arm, vagina.

-First off that was only 4, and Vagina seriously ?

Sooo, Yeah I was laughing my ass off. Then her ass was cheating , how the fuck you cheat off of google and still get the wrong answers. I'm like you know about a vagina but don't know shit about the questions I'm asking..  I asked her what the fuck are they teaching you in school. Looks like I have a lot of work to do with her ass. Yall please pray for me.

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