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Poop: same shit, different day.

Haemi: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Poop: whut

Haemi: omg my hearteu is omg

Poop: tf is wrong with u again

Poop: did you finally admit how cool and sexy i am

Haemi: wtf no i've never seen u

Haemi: LET ME TELL YOU FIRST

Poop: wait lemme bring pop corn and watch you fangirl over your shitty life

Haemi: fuck u u joy killer

Poop: u irene killer

Poop: u seulgi killer

Haemi: wtf stop with your lame joke. Not even funny

Poop: I CAN SEE YOU LAUGHING FROM HERE YOU LIAR

Haemi: you're weird

Poop: ah didn't know that too

Haemi: hoe

Poop: aliens inspires me

Poop: INFIRES MAN!

Haemin: gotta call the doctor

Poop: lemme call hyung

Haemi: your hyung is a doctor???

Poop: yeah he once acted as one for some show

Poop: and everybody thought he was a doctor for real

Haemi: lol what a familly

Poop: jin hyung is not my brother

Poop: but our oemma and pink princess

Haemi: didn't understand a shit but yeah

Poop: yeah life is hard

Haemi: speaking of life

Poop: you're dying?

Haemi: wth no

Poop: ah unfortunatly

Haemi: i hate you

Poop: i really start wondering if this sentence has some twisted meaning

Poop: u always say it omg

Poop: i feel like u want to say 'I LOVE YOU' but instead your fingers write 'I HATE YOU'

Haemi: shut up

Haemi: and listen to me

Haemi: i have some important news

Poop: spill it out fbi agent

Haemi: tf you re lame

Poop: omg just talk already you re getting on my nerves

Haemi: ok ok

Haemi: jimin

Haemi: this morning

Haemi: he smiled to me

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ME MAKING A BIG FUSS WHEN MY CRUSH WALK PAST ME.
My life is ruined.

-alien