Dec 1. 2015

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5:15 p.m.

me: remind me why I gave you my number again?

shawn: you thought I was cute so you slipped me your digits

me: don't flatter yourself mendes

me: I remember

me: I only gave you my number bc we have that stupid project that's due on Friday

shawn: are you sure that's the real reason you have me your number Danielle (;

me: ew

me: I'm 283773828.8383728% positive.

shawn: so you're pregnant

me: no wtf I'm still a virgin u piece of shit.

shawn: well you said you were positive

me: I hate you

shawn: well it's too bad you're stuck with me

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