Jan 1. 2016

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1:27 a.m.

me: you what?

me: what the actual fuck shawn

me: are you okay?

shawn: I'm fine..

me: how badly did you mess up the jeep

shawn: what?

shawn: no danielle I mean I crashed as in fell asleep

shawn: I got into the jeep and I passed out I'm still parked across the street

me: oh my god I'm coming to get you and when you're not tipsy then you can go home

shawn: okay mom

me: seriously how old are you?

me: this is not the time for jokes.

shawn: sorry mom

me: shut up nut

shawn: can you hurry up and get meeee I'm sleepyyy.

me: I'm pulling my shoes on

me: you're sleeping on the floor btw

shawn: can we pretend that you're the floor

me: calm your hormones.

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