drunkinnutella: i hATE CHILDREN
[2:36 pm]coffeemaker: may i ask why?
[2:37 pm]drunkinnutella: so i was walking around the mall with my friend bless, right?
drunkinnutella: we're walking to this cinnamon roll place
drunkinnutella: and this little girl and her mom walk past us
drunkinnutella: yOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? DO YOU?
[2:39 pm]coffeemaker: i dO, tELL ME
[2:40 pm]drunkinnutella: the little girl looked at me and glarEd while smacking her stupid gum
drunkinnutella: aNd sHe WaS weArInG LiGht uP BoOtS behsjsiUgznsksusgsjsihHbi
[2:42 pm]coffeemaker: how dare she!!!
[2:42 pm]drunkinnutella: don't be sarcastic
drunkinnutella: i FUCKING HATE CHILDREN
drunkinnutella: they're so mean
[2:44 pm]coffeemaker: i'm sorry this has happened to you, troye. would you like a hug?
[2:45 pm]drunkinnutella: yes, give me a hug
drunkinnutella: and your ass
[2:47 pm]coffeemaker: wHAT
coffeemaker: i jUst ChOKed oN mY WaTer
[2:48 pm]drunkinnutella: i know what else you could choke on;))))))
drunkinnutella: but remember when we skyped and you went to get your sweatshirt? yeah, you gave me a great view of your butt
[2:50 pm]coffeemaker: wow. but, speaking of skyping.. do you think we could do it again sometime?
[2:51 pm]drunkinnutella: of course we can! i'm really glad that you're coming out of your shell
[2:52 pm]coffeemaker: thank you :) but when can we?
[2:54 pm]drunkinnutella: how about in a couple of hours? i'm in the car, bless is dropping me off
[2:55 pm]coffeemaker: yOU'RE STILL WITH YOUR FRIEND??
coffeemaker: STOP TALKING TO ME AND SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FRIEND TROYE
[2:57 pm]drunkinnutella: bUT I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO TALK TO YOU MISTER
[2:58 pm]coffeemaker: TOO BAD, GO
[3:00 pm]drunkinnutella: but connorrrrrrrrr
[3:01 pm]coffeemaker: i will no longer reply to you until you are at your house and you have to send me a selfie so i know you're home
[3:02 pm]drunkinnutella: wHy
drunkinnutella: come on connor
drunkinnutella: dad!!!
drunkinnutella: ugh, at least i look cute
drunkinnutella: you'll be getting a cute selfie when i get home, just you wait
[3:07 pm]drunkinnutella: iM home!!!! *photo attachment*
[3:47 pm]coffeemaker: fuck
[3:55 pm]➳
Woooooo
The story of the little girl at the mall actually happened to me today and I'm upset. She was judging my emo ways.
Let me know your thoughts :)
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