Your pov
*on the cruise ship*
"Yo I love the perks of being best friends with Nicki and Beyoncés daughter. This cruise ship is fucking fabulous" Eric yelled.
"Dawg little kids are looking at you like you're on crack calm yo ass down. I know it's a gay man wonderland before i turn it to a fucking gay man murderland" I said smirking.
"Evil bitch" he mumbled handing me our bags since it's my turn to carry them.
"I know. Now let's go to my room first to drop my stuff off" I said running to my room with our bags and Eric trailing behind like a lost puppy.
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"Okay Y/N/N what do you wanna do first" Eric asked after we dropped his bags off in him and Connors room.
"I don't know nigga" I said shrugging my shoulders.
"How many times do I have to tell you this Y/N.....IM WHITE. Like really white" He said making me laugh.
"Okay best friend I understand that you're white as fuck" I said walking out the door.
"Oh shit. Whatever you do, do NOT make eye contact with this person who's about to walk by. Trust me you'll thank me later" he said looking away from whoever he was talking about.
"Okay tell me when they walk by" I said looking at him.
"Okay the coast is clear. The fish has returned to the sea" he said letting out a breath.
"The fish has returned to the sea" I mumbled with a thinking face trying to figure out who he's talking about. "Kylie" I whisper yelled.
"Correct my good friend" he said in a shitty British accent.
"Pourquoi diable est-elle ici. At-elle pas ruiné ma vie suffisant. Je veux dire que je souffrais assez quand nous étions ensemble. ugh Je la déteste tellement que vous ne comprenez pas tout" I said in French rolling my eyes. (Translation: Why the hell is she here. Hasn't she ruined my life enough. I mean I suffered enough when we were together. ugh i hate her so much you just don't understand)
"Hey calm down. I can only speak English and Spanish remember. That's you with all these extra languages to communicate with all fans" he said.
"Sorry I'm just pissed. I hate her so damn much E" I said sighing.
"It's okay best friend. You know what'll make you feel better" he asked.
"What" I asked raising and eyebrow.
"Best friend walk" he said holding out his hand. Best friend walk is when we hold hands and walk with so much sass and low key twerk that ass.
"Let's go boo" I said putting on my ray bans taking his hand.
"Work work work yes honey" he said every step we took. He is so gay. He's one of those guys where it's like oh he doesn't look gay but when his ass start talking it's like yep he take the dick.
"Stop" I said making us stop walking.
"Pose for the camera now click click" he sang taking out his phone and we took multiple selfies.
