TMNT x Reader Scenarios

A secret that only the girls do.

The boys aren't here for this chapter it's a follow up for the next chapter.

Leo-

(L/G) PoV-

I sat on my bed, rapping. With the Karaoke version of Anaconda playing in the background my eyes closed.

"My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real,
Gun in my purse, b!tch I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had 'em pushing daffodils
I'm high as hel!, I only took a half of pill
I'm on some dumb sh!t.

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and f!ck 'em in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills,
He keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He said he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit 'em with the jab like...
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (look at her butt)

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
D!ck bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country anaconda, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang bang bang,
I let him hit it 'cause he slang Cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb sh!t

By the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and f!ck 'em in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills,
He keep telling me to chill
He keep telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Because he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like...
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Look at her butt (look at her butt)

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Oh my God (look at her butt)

My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

(Don't don't don't) My Anaconda don't...
(Don't don't don't) Don't want none unless you got buns hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my gosh, look at her butt
Oh my God (look at her butt)

Yeah, he love this fat ass
Yeah! This one is for my b!tch with a fat ass in the f!cking club
I said, "Where my fat ass big b!tches in the club?"
F!ck them skinny b!tches,
Fnck them skinny b!tches in the club
I wanna see all the big fat ass b!tches in the motherf!cking club
F!ck you if you skinny b!tches. What? Yeah. Ha-ha, ha...