The Period Horror Stories

The Club

Me and my friends made a bet. For $100. Their bet was that I couldn't scare at least 10 men out of the bar. I bet I could. They didn't know I was at an advantage though,

I was on my period.

But that doesn't mean I would take the idiot move and wear a white dress to the club, hell now. I slipped on a tight little black dress and did my makeup the best I could to make the men come to me. Once I was done and got there, it was show time. I ordered a drink and within 5 minutes two men approached me. "Damn girl, whats in between YOUR legs?" The one with a backwards baseball cap smirked at me. I put on my best seductive face and motion to him to lean closer. He did as I whispered in his ear "Blood."

Immediately the colour on his face drained as he looked at me with wide eyes before backing away and slowly walking out of the bar with a blank expression. His friend stared at me awkwardly and just stood there so I smirked at him. "Come on, let's go someplace private." He looked shocked before running his eyes over me, scanning me with a grin stretched across his face. I took his hand as we went to one of the lounge rooms. He put his hands between my legs and under my dress. This should be surprising.

He whispered in my ear. "Wet already babe?" As I grinned. I whispered back "Hail Satan," As he gave me a confused look. He pulled his arm out to see his fingers with blood on them before screaming and running out of the room. I laughed before redoing my make up and walking out of the room. The people waiting by the door  stared at me with a confused expression. Do you know why the guy ran out with blood on his fingers? seemed to be their expressions. I merely shrugged as I walked on. My friend came up to me. 

"How many you scare away so far?" She asked. "Two." I said. "Damn, what did you do?" She asked. "Oh you know,just gave them a few nightmares that's all." I replied as she laughed and shook her head, turning away to dance. A man tapped me on the shoulder. They just keep on coming don't they? He took me to the dance floor as we danced he growled in my ear. "Can I suck that pussy tonight baby girl?" Excuse me but that's NOT the way to pick up a girl. I said to him "Only if you're a vampire." He seemed confused but then slowly processed what I was saying before he stopped dancing and walked to the bar, getting two shots, and stumbling out of the club.

Three down, seven to go.

After twenty minutes no guy came up to me and I was getting desperate for those 100 dollars. So you know what I did? I walked up to a guy and whispered in his ear. "You wan't blood on your bed sheets daddy? Cause if we get wild it will be all over your fucking apartment and my granny panties will be flying out the window." He gave me a look that said WTF?! I continued, "You wanna see Niagra falls? I'll show you Satan's Sacrifice Waterfall. It's pouring right now." And with that he ran away faster than any of the others screaming "I DON'T WANT TO SEE SATAN'S SACRIFICE WATERFALL!". That's the fourth one for ya.

I sat down and got another drink when a guy with a beard came up to me. "I should call 911 cause you are on FIRE" He said. I resisted the urge to roll my eyes, what's up with these guys and stupid pick up lines? "You should also call 911 cause I'm bleeding out of my vagina." His face became red as he grabbed one of his drunk friends at the bar and dragged him out of the club. #5 people!

I then reached over to some drunk guy to my right. I grabbed him by the collar, making him face me. He was surprised to say the least, and seemed to tremble with fright as he whimpered in my grasp. I resisted the urge to smile, I love it when the squirm. I growled to him in a British accent, "You got a tampon? Because I want someone here to shove something up my ass that isn't either their dick or their fist." He seemed scared, probably from the British accent as I noticed his pants become wet as he began sobbing. I let go of him, feeling a little bad. OK that went different from expected, as he sobbed his way out of the club, crying and bawling while running away. The man who was next to him ran after him, screaming "HE WAS GAY GOD DAMMIT" as they disappeared. Well #6 is gone now. I'm not gonna count the other guy as #7.

I scanned the room. Who shall be my next victim. I saw a nerdy guy sitting in the corner, alone. I smiled, ready to capture my prey. I sashayed his way before sitting next to him. "Hi," I said. "H-hi...!" He stuttered. I smiled even bigger, this should be fun. "You're cute." I told him. He seemed to blush. "R-r-really?" I nodded. "I can barely keep my hands off you." I said. His face became red as I then straddled him. "I hope you don't mind getting blood on you, I tend to leak at times." With that he looked shocked and passed out underneath me. I laughed so hard as I crawled off of him. I'm going to count that as him "leaving the club". He definitely isn't coming back anytime soon. #7 was the most surprising. OK I need 3 more.

I looked at the time. Shit I only have 10 minutes left! And I need 3 more pussies! I grabbed a random guy from the dance floor as he was in mid grind session with some twerking girl. YOU KEEP TRYING GIRL. I dragged him into the room I was in with #2. "You gay?" I asked him. He raised an eyebrow at me. Seriously? it seemed to ask. I grabbed his hand and stuck it underneath me dress and into my underwear before saying to him "YOU ARE NOW BIATCH." He quickly pulled out his hand, now covered in my blood, and said "You're right." Before dashing out. I came out as he left the club. Does no one notice I'm making guys run out left and right? Oh well. I grabbed another guy who was grinding, on the same girl. She glared at me since I kept pulling guys away from her. I stuck out my tongue as I rolled my eyes at her, dragging guy #9 to the same room. I have 6 minutes left.

I grabbed his face and said "MAY THE DEVIL IN MY VAGINA CRAWL OUT, POSSESS YOU, AND SNIFF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP" I said in a satanic, deep voice.He stared at me wide eyed and ran out screaming "YOU'RE CRAZY". This time some people poked their heads in and asked what was going on. I shrugged and said "bad breakup" as they nodded their heads and walked out. OK I have 3 minutes left. I felt someone grab my wrist and drag me to the dance floor, grinding on me. It was a REALLY hot guy. I gotta finish it now. I grinded on him and asked "Hey I'm new to being a woman, since my transition a few months ago, but do you happen to have a tampon?" I said. In a second I saw him fall to the floor face down, as people accidentally stepped on him, apologizing, thinking he passed out from being drunk. I grinned smuggly before returning to my friends. They groaned as they handed my my 100 dollars.

I must be one of the few girls glad that she makes guys run away from her.

I guess you should say I think about it...... periodically.