Not So Much Love

swiggity swapter heres the chapter

Date: December, 16, 2014.

"GAH! What the hell, Aubrey!" Alex shouted as Aubrey slowly traced her eye with eyeliner.

"Hold still!" Aubrey said, grabbing Alex's head. The girls were laughing uncontrollably, making it harder for Aubrey to apply the eyeliner. "Stop laughing you cunt!" Aubrey smacks the side of Alex's head.

"Swiggity swurt.. That really hurt.." Alex says. It makes Aubrey laugh a bit. "Swiggity swup suck it up, buttercup." Aubrey mumbles as she keeps trying to put eyeliner on Alex. Alex's eye keeps twitching, making it that more difficult to do so.

"There, I'm done.." Aubrey says, standing back. Alex runs to the mirror with a face of horror.

"What the..." Alex stretches her eyelid to get a better look at the thick black eyeliner. "Do.. Do I look like a white girl yet?!" Alex shrieks, turning to Aubrey who simply laughs.

"Um.. Here," She hands her matte red lipstick. "Try this." Alex opens it and carelessly applies it to her lips. She smacks her lips, making a "pop" noise. "I look fabulous!" Alex sings. The girls then heard the buzzer go off. They exchange glances.

"Swiggity swoor, who's at the door?" Aubrey asks. Alex shrugs.

"Don't know. I'll check." Alex runs to the button. "Who goes there?" She says in a deep voice.

"It's.. Uh Zayn.." Alex hears the Yorkshire accent. "Shite.." She mumbles. Alex unlocks the door for him to come in.

"Okay, come up then." Alex calls into the microphone. Leaving the doorway.

"Do you wish you could cut yourself out of your skin? WELL JOIN THE CLUB, YEAH, JOIN THE CLUB." Alex heard Aubrey singing from her room. She giggles to herself. She's always thought of Aubrey as a 'special one'.

"Hey... So Zayn's here." Alex mumbles, falling on her mattress. She got rid of the bed frame, so the mattress is just on the carpet.

"Ooo, is Niall here too?!" Aubrey looks over, smiling,

"I don't know... He just said "it's... Uh Zayn." So yeah." Alex tries to sound like him when saying what he said. *Knock Knock* they heard the door. Aubrey shot out of Alex's room and opens the door.

"Hello there, my good sir." Aubrey smiles, letting him in.

"Hey." They go into Alex's room.

"Swiggity swello I'm saying hello." Alex flashes a grin.

"Pardon..?" Zayn looks at her, with a confused look.

"Just.. Hello." She smiles, biting her bottom lip. "Hey, so, we're gonna get drunk. Okay?" Alex looks up at Zayn, who is standing in front on her. "And... It's gonna be on a video, on Youtube." She flashes a cheeky grin.

"Wait.. Why?" He raises an eyebrow, "and are you wearing make up?"

"Yes! She is! I... I may have forced it on her." Aubrey laughs. Aubrey picks up a paddle ball.

"No.. No way..." She mumbles. Aubrey holds up the paddle ball for Alex to see.

"No." Alex swipes the paddle ball from Aubrey's hands. "Swiggity swo, I say no. This did not end nicely last time. We are not getting back into this."

"May I ask why this is an issue?" Zayn speaks up.

"No." The girls say in unison.

"Please, just one try?! For old times sake..." Aubrey pleads. "Fine." Alex sighs. Aubrey begins to bounce the ball on the paddle, but it flies off balance.