Not So Much Love

Awkward For All

Date: May 31st, 2011.

"Alex?! Alex, what the hell are you doing!?" Aubrey shouts. The two girls: Alex and Aubrey are currently in a public washroom.

"Listen.. Shh... Listen.." Alex slurs, eyes red.

"Are you high...?" Aubrey asks.

"Maaaaaaaybeeee." Alex giggles, clear she /was/ high. "Oh my god, I am soooooooo hungry!" She shouts. Suddenly, the bursts open. Five boys fall in.

"Holy shit." Aubrey shouts, not to loudly though.

"It smells like soup in here..." Alex giggles. She looks at the boys in the washroom. "Oh my god.." She walks in front of one. "It's those guys... Justin, Lewis, whatshisface, Neil, and the ...other one."

"No.. Alex.. That's One Direction.." Aubrey sighs, feeling embarrassed.

Alex grabs Zayn's arm and begins to stroke it. Zayn jerks his hand back.

"No, no... Sssshhhh.... Sssh kitty..." She calmly says, picking up his arm again.

"Um..." Aubrey awkwardly, trying to start a conversation.

"...Why are you guys in the boys' washroom?" Liam asks. Aubrey chokes on her spit.

"Boy- Boys' washroom?!" She stutters. Harry nods and points to the urinal behind her, smiling a bit. Aubrey looks behind her and shrieks, covering her mouth.

"Is she high?" Zayn asks about Alex.

Aubrey shakes her head, "Naw, she's like this everyday..."

"Shh... It's okay..." Alex whispers to the 'kitty'.

"Argh!" Zayn yells, "she bit me! Holy shit she bit me!" Yes, Alex did bite Zayn's arm.

"Shh.. It will be over soon kitty, you'll be in a better place.." She licks his arm. "Wait.. Do cats even go to heaven? Don't they have seven lives? Oh my god.. What is life...?"

"Um.. Can you stop do that with my arm?" He asks. Alex flinches, eyes widen.

"Whoa! When did you all get here?!" She shouts. She jerks back, releasing Zayn's arm. Aubrey walks over to Alex's backpack, opening the large pocket. She begins looking through her back, astounded by how many different types of drugs there is in it.

"Let's see how many different drugs she has in here, shall we?" Aubrey pulls out a couple of pill bottles. "Prescription medicine..."

"Whoa, wait prescription medicine? Does she know that's dangerous!?" Niall says. Aubrey shrugs.

"Ouh, look at this... A needle... Hurhm..." Aubrey raises an eyebrow, making the boys laugh a bit.

"I don't believe we've introduced ourse--" Alex cuts Louis off,

"Y'all don't need to!!! You're the worst 'baaaaand' on earth..." Air quoting 'band'.

"That's why we have so many awards."Harry scoffs, crossing his arms over his chest. "You're only singing to either 10-14-year-old girls or 40-year-old men..." Aubrey states.

"Not true!" Niall argues.

"Entirely true!" Aubrey mocks his tone and accent.

"Ooh.... Look what i can dooooo!!" Alex giggles, bending over backwards to do the bridge. "Tadaaaa!"

"HA!!! Bags!! Tons and tons of bags!" Aubrey exclaims, pulling out a couple of bags.

"AH. YOU GUYS ARE INSANE!!" Liam says loudly.

"Rawr," Aubrey makes a clawing gesture.

"We don't even know your names!!" Louis cries.

"I'm Vic. Hai." Aubrey sticks put her hand for someone to shake, but just receives strange looks.