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McGonagall - Have you had any thoughts about what you would like to do after you leave Hogwarts?
Sirius - [ Lifts an amused eyebrow ] W-
McGonagall - -And your response cannot be anything along the lines of "Why would I need to work?" or a simple "I'm Sirius Black."
Sirius - Well, Minne... [ Stops leaning back on the tilted chair in favour of putting his legs up on the desk ] I have thought quite a bit about it lately.
McGonagall - [ Surprised enough to ignore his insolence ] Really?
Sirius - I caught my reflection in the spoon while I was eating my Crème brulé over the holidays, and I remember thinking, " Wow, you're ridiculously good-looking. Maybe you could do had for a career."
McGonagall - [ Frowns ] Do what, exactly, Mr. Black?
Sirius - [ Deadpans ] Be professionally good-looking.
McGonagall - [ Is so flabbergasted that she doesn't stop Sirius from helping himself to her tin of Ginger Newts ]
[ Sirius Black's career advice was overheard by a First-Year Ravenclaw named Gilderoy Lockhart. ]
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