Unladylike

Chapter One: Accept or Decline?

[edit: plz read the other Unladylike, it's basically a remake of this one. Less grammatical errors and the works. Check it out!]

I land, yes land, in an ally way. From what it looks like it seems I landed in the crappy nineteenth century. Cursing under my breath I dust off my black dress pants and my butler suit, (I was taken part of an anime convention for Kuroshitsuji) and get up to leave the ally. I walk onto the street and take in my surroundings. "Sheesh I'm glad that I'm wearin' these clothes. I wonder who I'll run into? But for now let's take a look 'round." I say to myself, receiving weird glances from nearby pedestrians. I glare at them and walk through the throng of people.

"Oi! You there give it back! Thief! Someone catch 'im!" I look towards the commotion and see a little boy being man handled and a male walking towards him with smoke comin' out of his ears. I quickly make my way to the boy and stand in front of him. "Sir, you should just let him go, you already have plenty from what I can see. I mean you can bare not having one loaf of bread, you can obviously make more?" I say as I grab the boys wrist and push him behind me protectively. "Who are you to protect this boy? His mother? Sister? He stole from my shop and I expect to have justice!" The man said angrily.

"Look, he's just a kid. Let him go. This kid is poor and he probably needs that loaf of bread more than you, let him go." I say maintaining an intimidating demeanor. The man mumbles something about 'bread' and 'stupid butler'. "Fine, but you better watch your back." I sigh and turn around and kneel down to face the boy.

"Kid try not to steal as much, and when you do please be very sneaky. I wish I had some money on me, to give to ya, but it seems like I left it at home. Oh well, good luck kid you'll need it." I let go of he kid and he gives me a million dollar smile, he turn around a quickly scurries down the street. Sighing I stand up and dust off my clothes. 'This is really weird, I never thought I'd fit in this time. Ugh, the olden times are getting to me, I already feel old.' I think to myself.

I put my left foot I front of my right beginning to walk but it seems that a bucket wanted to pick a fight with me, and I trip over that thing doing an epic face plant. "Ouch!" I get up and dust my self off, glaring at the bucket I kick it to the side. Grumbling, I keep walking but it seems gravity isn't done with me. I trip over a stool and flip over land on my back. "What the hell!" I exclaim angrily. I quickly get up and curse under my breath. 'At least I won't run into anything else, I hope...' I close my eyes and sigh taking only four steps forward before I face plant a pole. Before blacking out I remember saying, "Argh! Gravity why!? Why!?"

*Epic Time-skip!*

I slowly open my eyes to see a beautifully decorated ceiling. Confused, I get up and finally notice the bed I was laying on. "The hell?" I look around once more and I close my eyes taking a deep breath. The creak of the door alerts me someone walked in.

"Oh, it seems you have awoken." A male, wait no this is the butler himself, Sebastian Michaelis says. "Errr... Yeah, I've 'awoken'." I say nervously. "My master said if you were to wake up take you to him as soon as possible, but I brought some pastries and tea, I'm sure he won't mind." He says. "Uh, okay. I'm hungry as f*ck!" I say not minding my words, until it's too late I notice my word choice and look at the butler. "What a strange choice of words m'lady, a woman should not have such vocabulary." He says giving me an amused face. "Err. Sorry?" I say unsure as I scarf down the blueberry scone. Since I don't really drink tea I only take two sips.

"I'm good. So take me to your leader!" I declare. The butler smiles. "Of course." He stands up and motions for me to follow him. I nod and follow him to the blue haired boy's study. On the walk there I notice several paintings and an empty spot. 'Oh yeah, Bard and Finny took down the painting, so we're past that part in the anime.' I think to myself. "We're here m'lady." The demon dude says. I smile and he knocks on the door. A small muffled voice signals to Sebastian that it's okay to open the door. He opens the door and I walk in before him. "Young Master, the girl awoke from her...little run in." The butler says. The kid looks up and looks at me with a judging look.

"Sit down, I have some questions to ask you." He says. I comply and sit on he chair in front of him. "What happened before my butler found you out cold on the street?" He asks with slight amuse in his voice. "Heh, I, um, accidentally ran into a pole and knocked myself out." I say with a slight embarrassed blush. "Hmm, well do you have any experience with fighting?" He asks. 'Just like the fan fictions, I don't wanna work for this brat!' Frowning slightly I rub the back of my neck. "Are you offering me a job sir?" I ask. "Yes, I'm offering you a job." He says. My eyes flicker to his eye and then to his butler's. I already made up my mind but I want to see how far this dork will get before he become agitated from my presence.

"Will you take up the offer Miss?" The little dork asked me. "It doesn't seem like ya need the help, I mean you have 'one hell of a butler' already...and you don't even know my name." I say rubbing my chin staring down the kid. "All I'll be doing is adding more to the mess the other savants make, and I think Mr. Butler won't be too happy 'bout that." Ciel looks me dead on as his trusty butler looks at us amused. "I insist, it's the least I can do." He says. "Look kid, I really don't wanna trouble you, I'll just be another pest. Sorry kiddo I'm gonna 'ave to decline your offer, 'cause I don't do cleaning." I say crossing my arms and frowning. "So your are declining my offer because you 'don't do cleaning'?" He questions agitated. "Yup! And it seems that you're already aggravated 'bout me, so that adds to the reasons I don't wanna become your servant." I say smirking. "But, I never said that you will be cleaning, for all I know you can just lounge around the manor and not do anything all day." The kid says. "I'll get bored easily, and I highly doubt you'll just let me lounge 'round all day. I mean seriously, you'll probably be bossin' me 'round all day! Kid for the last time no! Geez this is like arguing with a seven year old. No." I say rubbing my forehead. "I won't take no as an answer, I insist." He says, his voice straining on the last word.

Sighing I shake my head. "Nuuuuu. I'm not gonna work for a five year old! I said no! Go bother someone else, I refuse your offer! Idiota ragazzo!" I say mumbling the last part, but I bet the demon heard it. The kid glares at me and sighs. "Sebastian, get her out of here. She declined my offer, so she can leave my manor." The little dork says. Smirking I walk out of his office, without Sebs, and slowly make my way to the front door. I look outside and notice that the sun is about to go down. Sighing I turn around to see the butler's chest.

"Thanks for, err, bringing me here?" I say looking at his face. "Your welcome ma'am." He says smirking. I nod and turn towards he door leaving the well kept manor.

Ugh geez! That took forever! Hoop ya like it! Heh, the pic has nothing to do with the story, just looked legit.
I don't own Kuroshitsuji, I own meh OCs, and you own yourself (I hope).
-Potato