Unladylike

Chapter Three

Not my pic, I think it's pretty legit, so yeah. Sorry for not updating quickly just sorta busy I guess... So here ya go Chapter 3!

Turns out that Undertaker didn't mind if I spent the night. After some introducing and discussion, him and I worked out our sleeping arrangements. I'd be sleeping on his bed, and he'd be sleeping in one of his 'most comfortable coffins'. I wasn't too sure 'bout the idea buuuuut, I don't give any f*cks right now. I'm too tired to argue.

*Time Skip! Too lazy to talk bout how you fell asleep...*

"Sleeping beauty! Get up! Heh heh, I wouldn't want you sleeping for an eternity, I don't want to see you as one of my guests till you grow old!" Undertaker said while continuously poking my face. Mumbling something incoherent, I pushed his hand away and sat up. "What time *yawn* is it?" I ask him rubbing my eyes. "Well dearie, it is almost seven thirty in the morning." He said chuckling at the end.

My eyes slightly widen, and I groan. "I usually wake up at, like, nine or maybe at noon! This is tooooo eeaaarrly!" I complain, none the less I get up and stretch, my bones popping. Undertaker just chuckles and he leaves his room. I walk to the front of the store and greet Undertaker there.

"So, what do ya have scheduled for today?" I ask looking at his hair covering his beautiful eyes. "Well, I haven't had any guests lately, but I never know!" He says. I smile and we stand there in silence. "...hey I'm gonna go and 'explore' London and if I don't come back I've probably been kidnapped or I found my way home." I say and wave to him as I exit the shop. "Good bye."

*Another Time Skip!*

After walking around sometime and getting the thought through my head that I'm in an anime, I found myself inside of a Funtom candy store. I look at all the candies but I forgot I don't have any money. "Sh*t." I curse under my breath. I thought maybe I could go back to Undertaker's place, but he doesn't have my money near his place. I huff and walk out of the store.

In my sadness I didn't notice the pedo-butler, and I run into him. "Eh! Look I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going... Sir." I apologize to him. He looks at me with an expressionless face. "I should be apologizing, I should have known a person like you would not care to watch where you are going." He says. "Errr... Thanks, but, uh, sorry gotta dash!" I say and quickly walk away. "Phew! Dat was close!" I whisper to myself.

Some women and men passing me look at me weird. Then it hits me! I'm wearing male clothing, a butler's suit to be exact, and I'm a 'lady'. I smile at them and they just walk faster. "Geez, these people don't know kindness when they see it." I say to myself. Then, BOOM! I run into a pole...again. "Holy mother of rainbow marshmallows and flap jacks that hurt!" I exclaim as I rub my head. Again, receiving looks from people. This time I glare at them and they glare back, thus making me groan in frustration.

"Is anyone here nice, I mean literally they just look at me like I'm some kind of lunatic! I'm just an average teenager that doesn't give a f*ck about what she should do with her life! Come on, give me a chance. Grr... Stupid people..." I rant to myself as I lean against a wall. Sighing, I comb my fingers through my hair and look at the people on the street. I close my eyes for a while and just listen to my surroundings.

"Oi, you there no loitering on the street." A gruff voice says. "Eh? Oh sorry dude, I guess I just zoned out there for a bit, I'll get goin. Thanks for bothering me." I say and leave the comfort of the building. I make sure not to run into ANYTHING again. I pass an ally way only to hear mewing. "Cats?" I ask myself as I look into the dimly lit ally. I cautiously walk into the ally and I spot a box. "Hmm a box, oh what could be in it? Oh I don't know (Y/N), maybe it's full of frickin' cute fluff balls called cats!" I rush over to the box and open it to see three adorkable kittens!

A white kitten with green eyes, black paws, black ears, and a black nose. A grey tabby with hazel eyes and a pink nose, and finally a black kitten with a white eyepatch and yellowish eyes. "Aww! So frickin' cute!" I hush at the little kittens. I frown when I forgot that I have no home to bring them to. "Shit!" I curse under my breath.

Loud bickering is heard farther down the ally, from what I could tell, there were two males. I try looking from behind some crates, but to no avail I couldn't see them. 'Crapola! I hope they aren't reapers." I thought. As quietly as I could I grabbed the box of kittens and made my way out of the ally. But gravity wasn't done with me yet. I tripped over my foot and landed, thankfully, on the side of the box, not squishing the kittens.

The bickering stopped...

Wow, that took a while. Anyways hope ya liked it!
-Potato