Unladylike

Chapter Four

My friends and I were bored so we started talking about our zodiac signs... I'm a Scorpio, heh heh, my friends said that they totally agree with the picture. :( Anyways here's the new chapter!

'Oh sh*t! What do I do? What if they're rapists? Or psychopaths!?' I thought frantically. 'Snap out of it (Y/N)! You took judo and karate! You can do this!' I took a deep breath and waited for the bickering duo to make their appearance.

The sound of shoes against cobblestone, was dangerously close. My form was calm and collected, but in the inside I was freaking out like a chicken with no head. "Uh... Hello? Anyone there? Well obviously, idiot." I said, but the last part to myself. The foot steps stopped and I froze.

"What is a beautiful lady like yourself doing out her alone?" A familiar voice asks. Sh*t it's Grell. I glare at black void that hid the reaper. "I'm not alone, unfortunately you and your buddy are here as well." I say with a calm voice. "Impresive how you maintained a calm composure even though you're in an ally alone with two men." The other voice spoke up... William. "Yeah, on the inside I'm pretty freaked out. I'm pretty legit at acting, but I hope ya won't do anything. FYI, I didn't hear any of your convo earlier." I said smoothly and I picked the box up.

I could tell the two were looking at each other with questioning gazes. I took the opportunity and turned around and swiftly walked away. Smiling and closing my eyes I walked out of the ally and prayed I wouldn't run into anyone else.

*Time Skip*

"Undertaker!!!" I Sang as I walked into his shop smiling... That is until I saw Blue Bonnet and his bird-brained butler. Baby Blue turned around and his face immediately hardened. "Well if it isn't Baby Blue and his 'one hell of a butler'." I said frowning. Ciel glared at me and I just smirked at him. "What is she doing here?" He asked in his own little sassy way. "Oh, heh heh, she is just here as my little assistant, right (Y/N)?" Undertaker asked doing his Cheshire smile. "Yuppers Mr. Undertaker, I sure yam (a/n: not a typo). I'll go to the back and clean up there, okayz?" I said as I started walking, box in hand, towards the door leading to the 'beautification' area. "Wait, I- we, might need you." Ciel said sounding unsure of himself. "Hmmmm... Okay? But on uno condition, we get to start off an a clean slate. Sí?" I said with a serious face.
A kitten squeaked and Sebby instantly looked at the box. "Miss (Y/N), not to be nosey but, what is in that box you are carrying?" Sweat dropping I smiled at him and ever so secretly gave him a hint. "KITTENS!" I shout and I open the box to see Egbert, Pablo, and Johansen cutely staring at the new people. (There reactions were all too funny)
Sebastian blushes and zombie walked to the box I was holding, Ciel grimaced and backed away as if it was some dead rabbit pooping rainbows, and Adrian just laughed at the whole scene unfolding in front of him.
Chuckling to myself I quickly flicked Sebster's forehead and scurried to the back room and placed the kittens down, then I walked back to the front and smiled like an idiot while everyone just had WTF faces on.

*Time Skip (again -_-)*

"So what you're saying that I have to dress like a slut and walk around waiting for 'Jack the Ripper' to 'kill' me?" I ask annoyed 'cause I already know who it is. "Yes precisely, but you will have to accompany my butler and I to my manor to makes sure you are not siding with Jack the Ripper." Ciel said. Groaning, I gave Ciel my best puppy dog eyes and pouted. "Mr. Ciel, may you please let me stay with Mr. Undertaker, pwetty pwetty pwease?" I asked. Ciel looked as if he was about to crack, and his eyes soften ever so slightly, but he went back to his old man self. "No, you will stay at my manor. That is final." He said and motioned for Sebby and I to follow him. Growling I grumbled to myself and thanked Adrian for letting me bunk at his house.
"Damn pirate, making stay at his frapping manor with his perverted butler." I say to myself.
"What was that?"
"N-nothing!"
"That is what I thought."
"Oh sh*t! Undertaker keep Egbert, Pablo, and Johansen healthy for me dude! Thanks!"
"Dude? Egbert, Pablo, and Johansen?"
"You'll never understand bro."
"Br-"
"Shhhh, shhhh, it's okay Ciel, it's okay not to get somethings. Just shut up and don't think about it.... Okay?"
"But-"
"Shhhhhh.... It's okay, shhhhh. It's okay."
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"Oh look, that cloud looks like a elephant princess that's eating spaghetti with a spoon!"
"It looks nothing like that you git! It looks like a rabbit with a top hat!"
"You are both wrong, it looks like a kitten playing with a ball of yarn!"
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Sorry for not updating, I've been caught up with loads of crap and other junk. Hope you enjoyed this little montage, my hands and brain just wrote what ever, so it might be a little around the bend. Welp, thanks for taking the time to read this crud, and enjoy your time.
- Potato