Unladylike

Chapter Six!

"What in God's name are you wearing?!" Ciel asked me with a face of surprise. I smirk and put my derp face on.

"Clothes, duh. I'm not gonna run around naked!" I say irritating the little dude. Sebastian was examining my clothes and he shook his head.

"This will not do, a female should be wearing dresses... not short pants." He says with a small frown.

"We'll it's not my fault Mey-Rin put me in a dude's guest room, geez." I cross my arms and smile again. "So when are we eating, I'm starved! The last time I ate was with you guys was... never!" I exclaim with my arms raised.

The two dude's looked at eachother and sweatdropped. I smirk and giggled. "I'm hungry you fools! You should feed me before I become too much to handle!!"

Sebastian quickly recovers from sweatdropping and bows. "Of course my lady, I shall prepare dinner." He scurried off leaving Baby Blue and I alone.

"Hey..." I say holding back a smirk.

"What is it?" He asks with little irritation in his voice.

"Guess what today is!" I say excitedly.

"It is Wednesday, and why are you-" He is interrupted by the one and only, me!

"You know why it's Wednesday?" I ask smiling now.

"No, and I do not want to-" I cut him mid sentence again.

"Because in two days it's going to be Friday." I say with a stupid grin plastered on my face.

"I have had it... SEBASTIAN! Take this fool to the kitchen and watch her, she's had it up to HERE with me!" He fumes dramatically.

"Calm down, your gonna explode and I don't want to have to put Sebastian through the burden of cleaning up your brain juice!" I say frowning, he cringes and sends a harsh glare over my shoulder.

"Oh, hey Sebs. I figure your gonna take me to your kitchen where all of the you bocchan's food is created?" I ask casually. Ciel glares at me and does some weird hand motion and Sebastian grabs my shoulder and leads me to the kitchen.

*Time Skip*

"And that's how you make Tokyo styled ramen!" I say as I place a small leaf for an elegant feel. Sebastian quirks and eyebrow and examines the 'odd' dish I have conjured.

"Is it okay for my master to eat?" He asks cautiously. I tilt my head and think about the answer as Sebastian looks at me with a face of unsureness (that's not even a word).

"I hope so, the last time I made this was like three months ago." I say with question in my voice. Sebastian sweatdrops, and I smile.

I carry two plates of ramen to the dining hall and place one plate where Ciel sits and the other one a seat away from his to his left. Sebastian carries the side entrées and drinks.

Ciel suddenly pops out of know where and sits down in his assigned seat, as do I. He looks at his plate questioning the dish.

"Sebastian what in God's name is this?" He asks with a puny frown grazing his baby face.

"Why don't you ask (Y/N)?" Sebastian says smirking. I quirk my eyebrows and look at Ciel who has a face laced with disgust and confusion.

"(Y-Y/N) what is this exotic dish you have presented?" He asks with a really really really small amount of fear in his voice, that you'd have to really listen to in order to hear it.

"Well, first off its called ramen. This particular ramen is Tokyo styled. It has Japanese style char siu, green onions, chicken broth, soy sauce, water, and last but not least ramen noodles!" I say closing my eyes and waving me right hand in an elegant manner.

He cautiously grabs the black pair of chopsticks Sebastian had courteously put new the table, and grabs a couple of noodles. His eyes flick back and forth between the noodles and I. He brings the chopsticks to his mouth and he finally starts to chew the ramen and shallows it.

"So?" I ask, hoping that he wouldn't disapprove of the dish I ever so love.

"It tastes horrible!" He says with a frown. I gasp and dramatically hold my heart. "Horribly good. If only you worked for me, you could show me all of your 'exotic' foods." He says with a sigh. That sounded wrong on many levels.

"Quit trying to bribe me you little butt head! Are like, getting attached to me or something?" I ask crossing my arms and squinting my eyes.

He glares at me and rolls his eyes. "No, I'm not attached to you. You are too much of a handful to become attached to. I need more staff at my manor, if you must know. And the other servants have been asking for a helping hand."

"Tch, as if, you have a f*cking demon to help you." I say. Wait, rewind! Did I just say DEMON? Crap! Crap! Crap! I innocently smile and sweatdrop.

"I-I can explain! Just don't hurt me! I already got beat up by the freaking pole!" I exclaim waving my hands in surrender.

Sebastian glares at me in a threatening manner. I wince and look at Ciel.

"Start explaining." He says with no ounce of mercy or remorse in his voice. I glance at Sebastian and close my eyes.

"I will if you'd ask your demon to stop glaring at me." I say with false hostility. Ciel motions for his butler to stop freaking me out. I sigh in content and I glare at Sebastian.

"Well ask away, it's going to be hard for me to explain how I know that he's a demon." I say pointing at Sebastian.

*Time Skip*

"So you can tell whether or not someone's human?" Ciel asks and Sebastian looks at with with curiosity.

I nod my head and finish off my noodles. After the whole violent part of '20 Questions' we all calmed down and ate our food. Well, except Sebastian.

"Your not any kind of paranormal creature like myself, correct?" Sebs asks with a quirk of an eyebrow.

"Correct! I think... well I am most likely human. I'm ninety-nine point ninety-nine percent sure of it!"

Soooo... yeah. You almost told them you were from the "future" of another dimension. That would've been stupid. Anyways... hope this was entertaining. I'm not so optimistic, so hope you liked it. Au revior!
-Potato