Each of them like the idea of being one with their suit (as in cards) so they use things in the shape of their suit.
Spade Slick: Garden spade (handle)
Clubs Deuce: Baseball bat/ club
Hearts Boxcars: a cheap vibrating heart he bought from a magazine
Diamonds Drogues: like HB, he was shopping in a similar catalog. His just doesn't vibrate as much.
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