John gives the most blow jobs
Jade has topped the most
Roxy has rode the most
Dirk is the biggest tease
Jake has bottomed the most
Rose has eaten out the most
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FanfictionGuys I am so dead I don't deserve this many reads on this! I just got kinda bored and started writing, why are you paying attention to this bs? Thank you so much anyway, and as always my request box is open! ((Aka private messaging)) Stay free, my...
Of the humans...
John gives the most blow jobs
Jade has topped the most
Roxy has rode the most
Dirk is the biggest tease
Jake has bottomed the most
Rose has eaten out the most