5SOS SMUTT

JOKING - (Ashton Imagine)

OMFG!!! I JUST CHECKED AND MY FÜCKIN TWILIGHT SAGA HEMMINGS SMUT THINGY, LIKE OVER HALF OF IT WAS DELETED!!! OMFG!!! I HAD GOING ON 4K WORDS IN THAT SHÏT!!! AND IT WENT DOWN TO A LITTLE OVER 500 WORDS... OMG... IT WAS A FREAKING WORK OF ART BUT A FÜCKING GLITCH HAD TO RUIN IT...
I CANT BREATHE...
IM SO ANGRY I COULD LIKE TURN INTO HULK RIGHT NOW!
OKAY, MAYBE ITS NOT THAT BAD, BUT IT DISAPPOINTS ME, YA KNOW?
BLEH...

(A/N) Yes, this is an imagine but it's gonna be a third person pov imagine? If that makes sense...
This is dedicated to my bud, but I'm not all too sure on what her username is...
Yep, I'm a failure like that...
It was her idea too.
She's an Ashton girl, no freaking lie. I told her that I thought Ash was hot, and it looked like she was going to like brutually shank me...
Me, I'm a Calum girl, but that Calum thingy I wrote a little while ago was a bit over the top...
Eh, yolo...
We all love a bit of Dom smut!

*fluff*
*plain-vanilla*

She looks at Ashton, frustration in her expression. He's been on his phone all day! It's as if social media is more important than his girlfriend of a year and a half. Actually, it's their eighteen month anniversary.

She huffs in annoyance, him not even paying attention to her. She rolls her eyes, as if he can see her. She taps her foot, not caring that she may seem a bit sassy right now. Eighteen months, the longest relationship that she's ever been in, and he has a fücking phone shoved in his face.

"Hey, Ash," she tries to sound sweet but a bit of annoyance is present in her voice. Yes, he knows that it's their anniversary, he's just wanting to be a pain so that things can maybe be a bit more romantic. He hopes that the fact that he remembered will surprise her, especially since she won't be expecting it now.

"Hm?" He looks up momentarily from his phone to quickly meet her eyes, then looks back down to his rather inactive twitter profile. Yeah, sure, a few people are posting right now, but that's right about it. The rest of the boys are out 'making party', as they put it. Usually he would join in on the fun, but he has a lady at home that he needs to be with today.

"Come on, babe. At least look at me," she sighs trying to sound sad rather than annoyed. Maybe the puppy dog act will work...

"What's up?" He meets her eyes, laying his phone onto his leg. She smiles weakly, raising an eyebrow.

"Guess what day it is," she chimes happily, now knowing that there is no possible way that he could've forgotten.

"Hump day?"

She drops her head back, staring up at the ceiling. "Ugh," she mentally curses up a storm, irritation flowing through her blood. This isn't cool, not whatsoever. He should freaking remember this day, of all the days in the universe...

"Let me check my calendar," he picks his phone back up, smirking at the anticipation. But before he can pull up the calendar app, she snatches his phone, shoving it down her shirt and into her bra.

"Hey! What was that for?" He asks in a high, sweetly, defensive tone.

"It's our anniversary, Ash. No phones permitted," she laughs at the pout on his face.

He forces a frown onto his face, trying to seem guniunely sad but it just isn't working. "Aw, babe? I was just gonna check the calendar."

"Nope. The phone's staying with me for a while."

"Please?"

"If you want your phone back, why don't you come and get it?" Most people would use this as a pick-up line or just plain seduction, but not her. She just laughs, not even finding her one liner the least bit perverted.