Erza the Baby Sitter

Well... Potion?

I'M AWAKE FROM MY SLUMBERRRRRRR... *starts sleeping again*

*wakes up* I'M BACK! HOPEFULLY! 

LET'S START THE CHAPTER BEFORE I SLEEP AGAIN.

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"May I ask why Jellal was turned into a cute blue haired puffball?" Levy asked as Erza cradled the three year old in her arms.

Erza shrugged. "Maybe a curse or something."

Jellal furrowed his brows and gurgled. "Mew- Mewedy. Mewedy!" He exclaimed over and over again.

Erza managed to catch up and raised a brow up. "Meredy?"

Baby Jellal nodded. Levy huffed. "Maybe she made a potion while cooking?"

Jellal nodded. Levy sweat dropped. "I should have told you that I was turned into a chicken when I ate her infamous "Chicken Soup" that Crime Sorciere obviously loved."

Erza patted the baby's head. She stopped patting when she realized something. "Wait. How did he know that Meredy was the one who did this to him when he was supposed to only know about magical ponies and milk?"

Lucy arrived and a fake mustache was stuck on her upper lip. "Quite the question, I must say, madam." She said as she caressed the ever soft patch of fake hair on her face.

Levy took out a fake mustache out of nowhere and plastered it on her face. "Si, Lu-chan. SI!!!"

Lucy slapped Levy, "I'M NOT TALKING SPANISH YOU IMBECILE! I AM SPEAKING IN A FRENCH ACCENT, YES I AM!"

Levy's tears flowed endlessly. "SI-- GWAH!"

Lucy fist pumped as she crushed Levy to the ground, "I SHALL SPREAD THE GLORY! I SHALL SPREAD THE--"

"The horse hair on your face?" Erza interrupted and baby Jellal giggled.

Lucy scratched her mustache for a brief moment and turned to Erza. "No."

The redhead sighed. "I need you," she pointed to the two,"to fix this. Just like how you fixed me when I was like this."

Levy nodded her head and pulled the mustache off her face while Lucy struggled with hers. "All we need to do is have ourselves the ingredients and we'll be on our way."

"What are the ingredients?" Erza asked.

"Well..." Lucy scratched her head. "We can try to find another way..."

"What about using the same potion I used?" Erza said.

Levy gulped. "Actually, we have recently discovered that the potion we made only works for females. The potion was actually keeping your maternal and feminine body parts as mature while you were a baby. That is, to make sure you can catch up with the speeding potion that we made."

Erza nodded and Lucy continued, "So until we find the formula for creating a potion for males, we'd be starting to brain storm." 

The redhead sighed. "Is there any possible dates that you may finish it?"

Lucy and Levy shook their heads. "We are very sorry. There is a bunch of guessing though."

"Okay then. And what should I do now?" Erza asked and Lucy smiled.

"Since Jellal is a child, shouldn't you be taking him somewhere he can be all giddy and childish?" The blonde suggested and Erza decided to do exactly that.

"Okay then," She smiled at the boy who smiled back at her. "Let's go to the park!"

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I think I'll post the next chapter hours later. I still need to work on it though. So...

Next prompt is THE WRATH OF BABY JELLAL, given to me by FireBloom2014 and perhaps following after that is... Baby Jellal's mind, prompt given to me by fairytailshipper27

 Anyways, since I support a story opposite to my book one, I'd like to introduce you to FireBloom2014's story which also has Erza taking care of a baby Jellal. I can't find the link yet but you could go to her profile and check it out for yourself!

-Jer-chan-

P.S. I hope you could forgive me if I do late updates

*sleeps**went to dreamland*