Erza the Baby Sitter

Do the Doritos

"I bet he doesn't even need diapers." Erza scoffed as she chatted with the girls.

"Then maybe his cries could've meant something like 'feed me!'." Lucy suggested and the redhead shook her head.

"He surprisingly does NOT cry for food."

Mira scratched her chin. "Then maybe he could be seeking your attention."

Baby Jellal cooed and played with the strands of her red, soft and silky hair.

He furrowed his brows.

Not red. It's scarlet.

"He could be..." Erza muttered and looked at young Jellal. "Maybe he's actually seeking attention?"

Mira nodded her head. "Exactly. Baby Jellal is very fond of you."

"And he never even pays attention to what Levy-chan and I say. He's always looking for you when you're not around." Lucy chided in as she chewed on a Dorito chip.

Evergreen, who was also in the room, rolled her eyes. "And so are the Doritos being digested in your stomach."

Lucy scoffed. "Doritos is love gal. Just don't mind the obscene commercial."

Mira giggled. "And all these sodas on the table... Did Cana have the heart to somehow donate?"

Levy shook her head. "I bought them all. And speaking of Doritos, not all their commercials werre obscene. Some were actually related to babies."

Lucy continued to gobble up the Doritos."I love them damn Doritos. I f anyone were to break our bond, I'd pounce on them and kill them with a Dorito chip I failed to eat!"

And in an instant, baby Jellal arrives on Lucy's lap and swats away the Doritos.

Lucy immediately gets angry.

"Oh my..." Mira whispered as she covered her mouth with her palms.

Evergreen attempts to laugh loudly and choked on her Lay's. Erza on the other hand was holding a video tape.

"I should be able to capture his first death." Erza mumbled and Mira's eyes widened as the sound of a running chainsaw filled her ears.

"This is the worst." Mirajane said as she put everything back to its proper place.

"ERZA! STOP VIDEOTAPING AND HELP YOUR GODDAMN CHILD!"

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"And I hereby conclude that Doritos should be banned in Fairy Tail." Mira stated as the whole crowd cheers and poor Lucy gets taken away.

Levy sighed. She's the only one who could turn baby Jellal back for the time being. A small smile graces her lips as she sees Erza and the little ultramarine run and play.

They are having great fun, but, Levy's became miserable. She should be able to perform calculations while Fairy Tail tries to bail Lucy even though it was one of the members who sent her to such a predicament. Levy looked at Mira.

"Are you sure you'd definitely like to send her away?" The Solid Script wizard asked. Mira nodded.

"Yes. Children should be protected. Doritos are evil."

Levy raised a brow. "They are actually pretty good--"

"DORITOS ALERT! TRAITOR HAS BEEN DETECTED!"

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And Levy was hugging Lucy together in the prison.

And Baby Jellal was giggling into his palm.

That should keep them long.

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Baby Jellal is desperate, and when I read this I was pretty much obsessing over Doritos. Plus, the Baby Jellal desperation is a good component to the story. And if it weren't for the Doritos, the story would have been ending after 3-4 chapters...

SO HOORAY FOR DORITOS!!!

AND OREOS!!!

Love cake xD