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I dare you to wear a dress and run around yelling "I LOVE DIPPER" while Mabel records it
*glares* Everyone's abusing me in this book
*snaps fingers and is now wearing a dress* My face is heating up and my concious says to rip this off.. I suppose this is what humans call "embarrasment" *snaps fingers again and teleports to Dipper and Mabel's room*
Dipper: *is startled and hides book behind back*B-Bill! If you're trying to get the journal-... Why are you wearing a dress *holds in laughter*
Bill: One word, Pine Tree. Dare. Shooting Star I need you to record me while I yell-....
Mabel: Yell what?
Bill: Don't ask, just record. *snaps fingers and a video camera appears on Mabel's hands*
Mabel: Okay *stands up and records*
Bill: *sighs* I LOVE DIPPER! *runs outside the door*
Mabel: *chases Bill while recording*
Bill: *runs around the shack while yelling "I LOVE DIPPER!"*
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10 minutes later...
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Mabel: *stops recording and breathes heavily*
Bill: D-Did you got that... S-Shooting Star? *snaps fingers and is back in my normal clothes*
Mabel: *nods*
Bill: Alright, thanks. R-Remember, reality is... an illusion.. the u-universe.. is... a hologram... bye gold.. b-bye. *teleports back into mindscape*
I hate you humans and... whatever your species is... *passes out*
