((I published this dare but I unpublished it and redo'd it))
Bill: I don't have a crush, wait do I still have to kiss Admin?
Admin: *falls on the floor, face to floor* PLEASE SHIP ME WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
Bill: *shrugs and makes Admin float, kisses her cheek* Its not romantic but she's not in the mood right now
Admin: No shit, Sherlock