1ST DELIVERY...
Ring! Ring!
PERSON: "Who's that?"
HERMES: "Hermes' delivery service, a chimera to kill the king!"
(The guy who opened the door who was the king)
KING: "Ack! Delivery from Zeus to kill me!"
CHIMERA: "Roar!" (Kills the king)
HERMES: "Why did he want to kill you?"
KING'S SOUL: "I married one of his ladies..."
HERMES: (Ignoring) "Another boring delivery... To the underworld!"
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2ND DELIVERY...
Ring! Ring!
WOMAN: "Who's there?"
HERMES: "Hermes' delivery service, Twenty piranhas for murdering twenty sailors!"
WOMAN: "This better not be a prank... James!"
(James goes to the door)
JAMES: "What? Yay! You brought the delivery!"
That night.....
IN A SHIP WITH TWENTY SAILORS...
CAPTAIN: "Hey, did you sacrifice a Red Bull to Poseidon?"
A PIRANHA: (Translated) "There's lunch!"
(The Piranhas ate them)
NOBODY: "I guess we didn't!"
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3RD DELIVERY...
Blood! Blood!
ARES: "A what—?!?"
HERMES: "Hermes' delivery service. Twenty-five kilograms of meat with extra extra sauce!"
ARES: "Yes! Mum gave me that!"
HERMES: "No... That err, came from Sparta."
ARES: (Sighs and grabs his old-millennial tape recorder that says "I guess my dream of Hera's being favorite son is over.")
HERMES: "Actually, Hera told me that I'm going to deliver something to Hephaestus so..."
ARES: "Get lost!"
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4TH DELIVERY...
Broom! Broom!
HEPHAESTUS: "I could clearly see you Hermes from the viewfinder I just invented. What? Mum bought me another piece of metal?"
HERMES: "Err, no. Can you please open the door?"
HEPHAESTUS: "Okay."
YOU ARE READING
~ Olympians do Random Stuff ~
RandomAfter the tales, the Olympians grew with the technology, but in the middle of the stories. Some weird things usually happens. For instance, Athena uncovered the real Ares, and Hermes was sent for weird stuff!
