GIRL: "O goddess Aphrodite! Please help me!"
APHRODITE: "What?"
GIRL: "I'm Keira and there was this guy at school named Bryan. He was my boyfriend. He broke up with me a few weeks ago saying I'm not worth it and I saw him making out with this other girl but today, he says he wants me again! And I already have a crush on Carlos!"
APHRODITE: "Hmm... Yes. You go say he's not worth dating either because he jut broke up with you and of course, you go get your Carlos."
KEIRA: "Thank you so much! Thank you Aphrodite, goddess and champion of love!"
APHRODITE: "I always am."
KEIRA: (sneakily puts chocolate, cabbage and roses on Aphrodite's altar)
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AT SCHOOL...
BRYAN: "Hey."
KEIRA: "Don't play dumb with me, Bryan."
BRYAN: "I told you, she forced me to make out with her."
KEIRA: "Uh-hu and then you were on the 'pushing side' of the locker. And you stated that I'm not 'worth it' for being your girlfriend because I'm a terrible lay."
BRYAN: "So what, peanut?"
KEIRA: "I'm meaning to say that I just consulted Aphrodite and told me you're not worth it for being my boyfriend. Besides, Carlos seems better than you. Plus smarter and hotter."
BRYAN: "You're joking. Aphrodite doesn't even exist! Carlos is a N-E-R-D. Nerd."
KEIRA: "Huh, I barely believed you." (Slaps Bryan in the face)
BRYAN: "Ow! Fine." (Walks away but bumps into another girl)
GIRL: "You idiotic human who basically got laid with my sister yesterday! I hate you!"
KEIRA: "That's what he gets for being a jerk."
YOU ARE READING
~ Olympians do Random Stuff ~
RandomAfter the tales, the Olympians grew with the technology, but in the middle of the stories. Some weird things usually happens. For instance, Athena uncovered the real Ares, and Hermes was sent for weird stuff!
