AN: Dis iz ma furst storie so dnot flam u prepzz!1111 MCR ROX (geddit cuz im goffik) 11!111!111 gerurd way haz a vry ethnik voyce!1111 if u dnot no hu he iz den ur a prep so FUK UUUU!111 Fangz 2 karen n satan 4 da help!111
Hai mah nem iz egogy JOHN CENA wentz im a v goffik goff nd also im a vrampir so FUK U. I DRINK UR PREP BLUD FR BERKFAST. I haz long blak n purple hare dat goes down 2 mah nees nd it haz bloo tipz an sparklie streekz. I haz dank eyez lik limpid windowz (dat's how i got mah name). Im bi nd so iz evryone i know if u flam then ur a HOMOPHONE!1111 Oh yeh nd im a witch i go to hugwartz its in ingeland (AN i has never been dere but i no it's all hug warts so NO FLAMING PREPZ) nd itz famous bc of da moovies. (AN sumone told mi der wiz boks but they wer lyin kuz they wer a POSR PREPE SO DEY CAN FOK UF) lolz
I wok up in mah blak emo cofin. It wiz leather with blak lace jus laik evrything i own icluding me braz. (IF YU DONT LAIK LETHER BRAZ UR A FUKIN POSR PREP) I fliked mai hair, smelled and den sexixly opend mi goffix limpid eyez. I put on a slolzexxy blak corset thingie wit red lace and sexy hot pink fishnetzz. I alzo put on a blak mini nd spikie blak stilton bootz. I sexily brushed ma teeth wit pepe blod and sexily brused ma hare. Den, i deprezedly wok up mi bff (C IZ DAT NOT GOFFIK) B'readstick Purse.(DATZ U, KAReN)
Hse wok up nd then flippd her floor-leghnth hiar; put on hr glaszes; did her makup;;;put on hr blod-ded(geddit cuz I'm gofik) minidres and blak fishnetz b4 openin her iyez. She den flippd her hir ad smelled all deprezzedly at meh. lazier
She iz mah bezt lolsorirfreind n ai luv her (nut in that way u pervz) (geddit way like gerard way). "Hellu eggy how u r?" she sed sadly. "im gud" i ejaculated meanly. "Letz cum down tu da gret hal." she screeched dispersedly. "K" i sed cryin teers of blud.
AN: I no i put it at a clifhanger u must be jus dyin 2 no wat hapenz next omfg lolzor
A note from the actual authors:
We did a dramatic reading of My Immortal (aka the shittiest fanfiction ever written) and became Inspired(tm). Yeah, don't worry, we know the writing is shit (that's kind of the point) but we thought it might be fun to take the piss out of Tara, the author. This is the best thing I've ever written.
- Bean (aka Lizzie), Karen (aka Ellie) and Satan (aka Will)
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FanfictionIT WAS PETE WENTZ ALL ALONG My Immortal crack fic (even though it's basically one already) lolzor stup flammin mah stroy u fokeng preozzzz!111111111!1!11!!!! id u flam den yuore jus a mediocre dunce!11!1!!!!111111 Written with @breadstick_purse (Kar...
