Berthas POV
Sup motherfucking Cheerios my name is bertholamule but you can call me Bertha. I'm an average stripper (when I say I suck dick I'm not kidding) and I have a boyfriend named Sam magenta he's stupid af and likes me for my stripper name which is magenta skies. I'm 17 some say that's a very young age to be sucking dick but Idc my mom was like "you need some money I get the fuck out my house" I was like "ok hoe" so I became a stripper and shit. So that's it see you FUCKERS next time byee💋🖕🏽.
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So yea hoes that's the first MOTHERFUCKING chapter hoped you liked it or not Idgaf.
