Michaels POV
I followed Bertha to the hospital when I guess her boyfriend or whatever you call that abomination. "Who the fuck are you?" He asked in a deandra like voice "who the fuck are you?" "I'm Sam magenta Roberts, who the fuck are you?" "I'm Michael Clifford, in a band called 5 seconds of summer, flesh light tester, a rainbow, maybe going bald, kitten, Pokemon master, hot dog seller?" I say in a Mackenzie zales like tone. "Well Michael this is my girlfriend we can fuck later if you want but not now have to act like I care" wow what a dick of a boyfriend "well alrighty see you in the bathroom of McDonald's" u say walking away. I just wonder if the girl is happy with the dick she calls her boyfriend. I head back to the hotel to find Bryana and Ashton in the bathroom panting with the shower curtain on them, calum lying on the bed with his clothing ripped off and with kiss marks in him and Luke in the corner on his phone. "I don't fucking know why I thought it was a good idea to walk in without preparation" I say "same" Luke says "well starting with calum what happened to you?" I ask "well I entertained the guys while the girl dropped, turned a lot of them gay." "Nic