Berthas POV
I woke up to white walls and lying in an unfuckingcomfortable bed. Am I in the hospital? I asked myself. Some guy was sitting in the chair next to my bed but it wasn't some guy...IT WAS JOHN CENA DU FU DH DUUUUUU jk Sam magenta Roberts with a boner as usual on the phone "this hoe literally had to collapse at the show while I was shoving a turkey wang inside her pussy like the fuck?" He said "wow I feel the love" I say "really? Didn't know there was any" he replied "shit" I say. The nurse came in and asked Sam to leave. "Well you're completely fine, you just probably got surprised at something then passed out" she said "and if I were you I'd thank the hottie with a bomb dick who brought you here". I was confused. Did she mean Sam? Because I know his lanky, cheerio,dick ass wouldn't do that and if he did then he would've dropped me for some magenta panties at Victoria's Secret. So who did bring me here? "Who bring me to the hospital?" I ask "Michael Clifford" she answered. I jumped the fuck out of the hospital bed to Sams car and drove all the way home to my apartment.
