Percy: What kind of an evil question is that? Not the first cause I was so clueless and unprepared.
Annabeth: You're always clueless and unprepared.
Percy: Good point. Not the second because I thought Tyson died and we were running from camp. Not the third because I didn't have the better half of the team with me.
Piper: Awwwww
Annabeth: Why are you the biggest tomboy until one of us says something cute?
Piper: Don't judge me, Percabeth destroys all cuteness.
Leo: BESIDES ME! DON'T FORGET THE CUTIE PIE RIGHT HERE!!
Piper: Go away Leo.
Leo: Okay, I can't blame you, my cuteness is too much.
Percy: The 4th we were in the labyrinth and Kronos rose, so no. The fifth was a war. Well I did have the mini quests. The easiest one of those was getting Hermes staff. I was with Annabeth and we went to Paris so that was good.
Annabeth: For you! I got covered in sewage!
Percy: Then you went to the Eiffel Tower. Pros outweigh cons there.
Jason: Seriously Jackson? How are we supposed to top that?
Percy: You're not. It's impossible.
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Percy Jackson One-Shots
FanfictionJust a few Percy Jackson spoofs!! I hope you enjoy! If you do, please check my other Percy Jackson fanfic Another Side and coming soon, Sea Star Into the Ocean. Or my other books! I'm gonna need ideas to update!!! Enjoy! {Sarah}