Gaea: I will destroy you!
Percy: Okay....
Gaea: I will destroy everything you love!
Percy: Okay....
Gaea: I will destroy everyone you love!
Percy: Good luck with that
Gaea: I will destroy all blue foods!
Percy: YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!!
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Percy Jackson One-Shots
Hayran KurguJust a few Percy Jackson spoofs!! I hope you enjoy! If you do, please check my other Percy Jackson fanfic Another Side and coming soon, Sea Star Into the Ocean. Or my other books! I'm gonna need ideas to update!!! Enjoy! {Sarah}