Dez101: Yell_O
Sadly I don't own Inuyasha or Naruto or do I. (gives strange look to anime poster and lawyers)
"are you guys sure I can't just create a coup d'état to steal the rights to these shows."
lawyers give me the look.
"Ok Ok I'll say it. I really don't own a thing except some of the Justus .On with the story "(ignore my craziness)!
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No Pov.
It was a normal bright, sunny morning. The birds were singing, the dogs were napping and Inuyasha and Naruto were fighting over who gets the last ramen cup for breakfast.
Yep.
Your normal day in the main house of the Taisho compound. Shippo, Jack and Sesshomaru were watching with some interest while eating their waffles.
"My money is on Inuyasha", Shippo Stated with a grin.
"Naaa. Naruto's gonna get it. What do you think Sess? ", Jack asked the oldest of the Taisho boys.
"Hn. I believe Kagome will. With the racket those two are making, she'll wake any second now and shoot an arrow at the ramen or something like that "Sesshomaru stated in a bored tone," You know she's not a morning person".
As if summoned by those words alone, a kunai sailed through the air and stuck the ramen cup to the wall.
"Wench, what the he-"
Inuyasha never got to finish that sentence because at that same moment Kagome yelled sit and Inu came crashing down.
"Shut up, Inuyasha"
(Bedraggled chibi Kagome beats up ramen cup )Yep. Definitely a normal morning
Nextscene
Everybody arrived late except for Sakura. They knew better than to expect Kakashi sensei to come on time. When they finally got to the training grounds, they found Sakura sleeping, mumbling something about keeping her precious men away from Kagome. Jack, Itachi and Sasuke went noticeably paler.
"Soooooooo.... Who's wants to wake Barbie up (no offense to Barbie) ", Kagome asked.Everyone else shook their heads no.
"Fine. I'll do it. So, how am I gonna do this "
An evil smile suddenly found its way on Kagome's face.
"OH MY GOD! ITACHI'S RUNNING DOWN THE STREET SHIRTLESS! "Kagome yelled.
Sakura bolted up right suddenly, franticly looking for a "shirtless" Itachi.
"Where?"
"Sorry Sakura. Itachi is fully clothed" Naruto said snickering.
A few minutes passed by before Kakashi showed up. Sakura Proceeded to scream about Kakashi being late.
"Sorry, I was lost on the road of life" was all he had to say.
Everyone just sweat dropped
"Oh well, time for your test. You all have till noon to get these bells ", holds up five bells, "from me. Whoever doesn't get a bell goes back to the academy. You have to come at m-"
"But sensei," Sakura screeched," there's only five bells and six of us".
"And your point is?"
"We can't all pass" Sakura said slowly as if Kakashi was stupid
Inside Kakashi's head
"Is this gaki stupid? I just said that"
Normal pov.
"If you don't get a bell that means you're not ready to be a ninja. That simple "Kakashi deadpanned.
"Now what was I saying before I was so rudely interrupted. Ah yes. I was saying that you have to come at me like you want to kill me and don't you dare interrupt me Sakura. Whoever doesn't get a bell will be forced to watch me each lunch."
"So that's why he told us not to eat breakfast", was the thought that ran through everybody's head.He set a timer down, where he got pulled it from, they had no idea.
"Now when I say start, we start"
"1"
Kagome and Jack put on their gloves
"2"
Sasuke and Itachi decide to try keeping Sakura from getting a bell
"3"
Sakura looks panicked
"START"
Naruto rushes forward while everybody scrambles into the woods to create a plan.
"Well you're an odd one, aren't you" Kakashi said.
Naruto yelled "The only odd thing here is your hair style" they proceeded to have a Taijutstu fight
In the forest with Kagome and Jack, they are formulating to get the bells.
"Ok", Kagome whispers, "you perform Kanton jutsu after I set up my wires."
"Yes, I know. Are you sure you have enough wire. Maybe you sho...
With Sasuke and Itachi who have finished forming their plan.
"What are we going to do if Sakura gets a bell instead of Kagome, Itachi? That girl can actually do some damage if she's determined enough "came Sasuke's hushed voice.
"I don't know, we just have to hope something happens to her" Itachi spoke softly
With Sakura who just watched Naruto get beat by Kakashi.
"What an idiot" she whisper/shouted.
"Oh no. Did Kakashi hear me" She looks out and sees Kakashi reading his book.
"Guess not" were her only words.
"Sakura, behind you"
Sakura turned and saw Naruto and Kagome killing Sasuke, Itachi and Jack.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Kakashi was now looking down at a convulsing Sakura wondering if he went too far."Nah", he thought as he walked into the open, "She should've been able to see through it. Now where are the others "
Suddenly a volley of weapons came towards Kakashi. He quickly dodges and turned to see Sasuke and Itachi going through some hand eyes widened.
"They shouldn't be able to perform that jutsu. It takes to much chakra ", he thought.
He was quickly proven wrong when the both performed the Uchiha clan's signature jutsu, the Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique. Once the technique was finished, Sasuke and Itachi started looking for their sensei only to find nothing. Suddenly they were dragged underground so only their heads were visible.Kakashi popped out the ground and said, "You two should really pay attention ".
When he turned around to leave, he saw an intricate web of ninja wire surrounding .He looked around to find and exit and saw Kagome ad Jack standing at the edge of the web of the web. Jack had some smoke coming out of his mouth and Kagome was tying the end of the web to a bush.
"Now Jack", she shouted.
Jack performed his own Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique, but instead of the usual red and orange flames, his were bright green, which caught Kakashi by surprise. The wire was suddenly a fiery green web. Kakashi quickly used the substitution jutsu to escape.
"Aw. No crispy sensei " , Kagome pouted.She heard the timer go off in the distance.
" C'mon Jack. Let's help those two out".
Itachi felt someone walk up behind and looked up only to see under a certain ravenette's skirt. So let's just say that Itachi was making some tomatoes very jealous and that he saw a flash of pink.
(Chibi Itachi with bright red face and nosebleed running from chibi Jack carrying evil, flaming pumpkin. Chibi Kagome talking with chibi Sasuke. Tomato with scoreboard. Sasuke: 0, Itachi: 1)
Time skip 8 minutes
Kagome was sitting between Sasuke and Itachi with Jack on Itachi's left and Sakura sitting next to Jack. Naruto was tied to a log.
"You all failed to see the true meaning behind this test", Kakashi said, "You all will be sent back to the academy"
"WHAT"!
"You all failed to get a bell from me. Naruto, you tried to get it by yourself when Jack and Kagome probably would have helped you if you asked. Jack, Kagome , you two left your so called brother hanging. Sasuke, Itachi, you two didn't even try to communicate with the others. And you Sakura, just hid in a bush" Kakashi said harshly.
" What are you trying to say" Naruto questioned.
"We were supposed to use teamwork" Kagome spoke softly.
"Exactly", Kakashi said before continuing, "I will give you guys one more chance. Here "He said giving them some bento boxes.
" Don't feed Naruto or you fail, again? I'll be right back".
With that said Kakashi sensei disappeared?
"Here Naruto, I already ate "Kagome said."
What are you doing, bitch ", Sakura screeched.
" Feeding Naruto of course. I would die before I watched someone I care for starve." Kagome stated calmly.
"Here Dobe "Sasuke said holding out his bento box.
" I knew you cared."He heard Kagome say before he was being squished into the girl's bosom. This left him blushing like a school girl.
(Chibi Itachi steaming with jealousy while chibi Sasuke has his face in Chibi Kagome's chest. Chibi Naruto sitting on chibi Jack's back while holding score board. Sasuke: 1, Itachi: 1)
"You all fed and now Naruto you shall fail "Kakashi yelled, popping out of nowhere
"We don't care. Friends shouldn't abandon each other like that ", Kagome answered back.
"You. You... "Kakashi thundered before his mood took a complete 180, "pass. Those who break the rules are rules are scum but those who abandon their comrades are lower than that. Congratulations. Now, let's test your skills".!
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Dez:Well. That's a wrap folks. Please send me some feedback. And remember to vote
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