Ninja Love

Battle for the Bridge Part 2

Dez101: Wellllll.... The last chapter didn't get much love... or reviews... ( sits with Crona and Deadpool in emo corner )

Crona: Author-chan is mopey. I don't know how to deal with this.

Deadpool: Dez refuses to write me in the story. Says I'll ruin the flow of nature. I'm a better ninja than any of them. Especially forever flat chest.

Crona and Dez watch the merc with a " you can't be f !?ing serious" look on their faces. Or in Crona's case, she continued to mumble "I can't deal with this" and watched Deadpool with a constipated look while being reminded of Ragnarok.

Dez: You can't be in the story for many reasons:

1)You aren't even a good merc. Sure you get the job done but have one teeny weeny itty bitty problem. You're too noisy.

2)You aren't even closely related to any of the universes in the fic. So you will most definitely NOT fit in.

3)As much as I love you man, you just fugly. You look like Ibiki face f cked a 700 degrees Fahrenheit pizza then stuck it in acid. You would draw too much attention again.

4)And finally you'd keep breaking the fourth wall and informing people of it's existence is something you do indirectly a lot. You would call me out on something and Sakura would probably realize that you know her kidnapper and then I'd have to kill her. I don't want to kill her.

Deadpool: ( raises hand ) But I thought you hated her.

Dez: To an extent. I need her still though. So shut up. ( eyes widen. ) OH CRAP! ( starts pushing Crona and Deadpool across room to interdimensional portal) I GOTTA GET YOU GUYS OUT OF HERE BEFORE GRANT GETS HERE AND DISCOVERS MY COUP D'ETAT!

Grant: ..... First shh your faces and second she doesn't own inuyasha but does maintain intellectual rights to the orginal parts of this story. Now start the freaking story already!

Dez: ( stops pushing the two ) RUDE MUCH! ( thinks for a few seconds ) Nah carry on ( resumes pushing and shoving)

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Previously

The blanks stares of each reflections glass was unwavering as they all lifted a single handful of senbon.

"I'm sorry it had to come to this. But for Zabuza I'll do anything. Even if it means I can't let you leave my mirrors alive. This is the way of ."

All Naruto and Sasuke saw were what looked hundreds of needles.

All heading straight for Naruto.

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Now

Naruto squeezed his eyes shut tighter than Inuyasha's ramen vault, his arm raised as if it could stop the onslaught of needles heading his way. . Never again would he see the Icharukas or eat their delicious ramen again. Never find out if Sesshomaru is completely asexual or is just a Tsundere to Kagura. Never see Kaggy without her bandages or seals. Never see the Temes confess to her. Never see the wedding and the consequential chaos that'll when the Taisho males fight to keep their hime. And most of all...

He would never become Hokage...

"This is the end." he thought.

He waited for the attack to connect but it never came. Tentatively, the blonde opened his eyes. Only to be shocked by the sight before him. Hunched over him was Sasuke, his back resembling a porcupine's. He had jumped in the way of the attack. Naruto stared at the younger of the Uchiha twins with a questioning look. Why?