OH MY GOD. DO I REALLY LOOK THAT OLD?
I mean, I'm just 18 when the movie was released right?
And those eye bags are creeping me out, jeez
Do I really smile that way? It's kinda scary, I look like a maniac.
Welp, atleast they got Eugene's nose right.
What do you say about yourself up there Eugene?

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Rants of a Blondie
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