Rapunzel: Flower, gleam, and glow. Let your powe--
*BLAG!*
Rapunzel: What the? OH COME ON! I AM SINGING HERE!
Eugene: Hey Punz. Sup? *smoulder*
Rapunzel: H-hey Eu-eugene...
*CRASH!*
???: WHO IS READY TO PARTYYYYYY?!!!!
Eugene and Rapunzel: Jack...?
Rapunzel: What are you doing here? And what party are you talking about?
Eugene: and why... Are you... Wearing... Elsa's ice dress?
Jack: Oh this? I thought the party is going to be held here, guess not. It's a costume party.
Eugene: So you wore Elsa's dress? Does she even know about it?
Jack: Yep, and yes, she does, in fact.... SHE FUCKING BLACKMAILED ME TO WEAR THIS... THIS... THING!
*Elsa pops out of nowhere *
Elsa: Shut up Jack, if you want your staff back, Shut the fuck up.
Rapunzel: OOOHHH. BURN!
Eugene: Apply cold water to burned area...
Jack: OH COME ON! What did I ever do to you?! I'M OUTTA HERE!
*jumps out of the window *
Rapunzel: soooo....
Eugene: Well, why don't we make your favorite? HAZELNUT SOUP!
Rapunzel: I'd love that!!! Elsa? You coming?
Elsa: nah, I gotta beat up the douche of weasletown-- I mean Duke of Weselton. So... BYE BITCHES!
Rapunzel and Eugene: O.o *shrugs*
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Rants of a Blondie
AcakOkay, as you can see, this is a rant book, You read about how i talk about random things, and when i say random, i meant, ANYTHING. You can also ask me to talk about something, just comment, okay? Good.
