Touken Ranbu X Saniwa!Reader [On Hiatus ]

Happy New Year Crack-ish

It was finally January 1st of a new year, everyone was gathering at the living quarters snuggling under a kotatsu. There was not much activity for the toudanshis since it iwas the new years.

"Guys! Guys! Let's wake up aruji-sama with a surprise." Tsurumaru gave a very suspicious suggestion.

"I rather not associate myself with you all, aruji already put up with your antics yesterday." Ichigo replies with a slightly snobby tone.

"I agree, don't bother nushi-sama when she's asleep. You would not want to be tied up on the tree again right. Tsurumaru?" Kogitsunemaru had given him a stern warning.

"Poo. You guys are no fun." Tsurumaru pouted like a five year old.

It was already noontime and their beloved master has not woken up, Tsurumaru made the decision to check on her. On the journey to Y/n's room, weird noises could be heard from her room's corridor.

"A-ah! Not so hard!" Y/n let out a painful groan.

"Aruji-sama you are too stiff." the voice sounded a lot like his buddy, Mitsutada.

"Ha-harder!" She groaned.

"You're too tight aruji-sama."

Tsurumaru could not stand his beloved aruji was having intercourse with his buddy, he stormed up to her room and slid opened the shoji door.

"What the hell are you guys doing?" He shouted.

Mitsutada was just giving Y/n a massage since she deserved it on her day off, they gave the intruder a 'Do you mind?' look.

"Oh, you are just giving her a massage. I thought you guys were having se-" Mitsutada beat the crane into a pulp.

Omake

"Um.....Tsurumaru was tied up on the tree again..." Gokotai meekly spoke out.

"Don't look Gokotai, he's bad influence to you." Ichigo ushered his brother away from the corridor.

"Aru...ji... I'm.... sorry..." Tsurumaru gasped out as he was slowly spinning around.

THE END