We arrived back at ush's house to Jaden and ush playing Black Ops 3 on his Xbox one.
Me- "what happened to the party, y'all was talking about before we left"
Jaden- "too tired"
Me- "what you mean is too lazy"
Ush- "nahh me and lil dreds here wanted to spend the day chilling so thats we were doing until you rudely interrupted us"
Me- "whatever, so has anyone made any plans on what we're having for dinner tonight?"
Willow- "oooooo can we have Indian?"
Me- "sure-"
Ush- "NO!"
Me- "why not"
Ush- "because everybody gone get diarreha and shit in my house leaving it smelling like they shot two girls one cup in here"
Willow- "what's two girls one cup?"
Me- "ummm never mind. How about we just order-"
Swae- "PIZZA!!!"
Me- "we had pizza last night"
Swae- "so"
Me- " so let's have something else"
Jaden- "I don't mind having pizza again"
Ush- "me neither"
Willow- "I'm feeling kinda healthy today, how about we make a salad"
Ush- "to go with the pizza?"
Willow- "no, on its own"
Ush- "oh hell no"
Willow- "can I ask why?"
Ush- "coz salad doesn't fill me up and on top of that it doesn't have a taste, just watery leafs in your mouth"
Willow- "have you tried adding sauces to it?"
Ush- "listen I don't need to have this conversation with you, little girl"
Me- "aye don't speak to willow like that, for you get popped"
Ush- *laughs* "by whom, may I ask?"
Me- "your looking at her"
Ush- *laughs* "don't make me laugh, Mrs. I can't kill a damn spider coz it's part of nature"
Me- "don't test me Mr. I can't find a girlfriend coz I'm too ugly"
Swae- "in the words of Kevin hart, it's about to go down"
Ush- "aye swae tell your little girlfriend here that I'm not afraid to beat her ass in front these kids"
Swae- *mutters* "the only person that's gonna be beating her ass is me"
Me- "nasty negro"
Swae- "but you love me tho"
Me- "somebody lied to you"
Swae- "I got something for that, miss mouthy"
Jaden- "all this just coz of salad"
Me- "I think we passed the salad situation a long time ago"
Ush- "anyway how did the house hunting go?"
Me- "excellent! I found the perfect house, with a swimming pool, a tennis court/ basketball court and big beautiful driveway"

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