23. Down at McDonald's

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We arrived back at ush's house to Jaden and ush playing Black Ops 3 on his Xbox one.

Me- "what happened to the party, y'all was talking about before we left"

Jaden- "too tired"

Me- "what you mean is too lazy"

Ush- "nahh me and lil dreds here wanted to spend the day chilling so thats we were doing until you rudely interrupted us"

Me- "whatever, so has anyone made any plans on what we're having for dinner tonight?"

Willow- "oooooo can we have Indian?"

Me- "sure-"

Ush- "NO!"

Me- "why not"

Ush- "because everybody gone get diarreha and shit in my house leaving it smelling like they shot two girls one cup in here"

Willow- "what's two girls one cup?"

Me- "ummm never mind. How about we just order-"

Swae- "PIZZA!!!"

Me- "we had pizza last night"

Swae- "so"

Me- " so let's have something else"

Jaden- "I don't mind having pizza again"

Ush- "me neither"

Willow- "I'm feeling kinda healthy today, how about we make a salad"

Ush- "to go with the pizza?"

Willow- "no, on its own"

Ush- "oh hell no"

Willow- "can I ask why?"

Ush- "coz salad doesn't fill me up and on top of that it doesn't have a taste, just watery leafs in your mouth"

Willow- "have you tried adding sauces to it?"

Ush- "listen I don't need to have this conversation with you, little girl"

Me- "aye don't speak to willow like that, for you get popped"

Ush- *laughs* "by whom, may I ask?"

Me- "your looking at her"

Ush- *laughs* "don't make me laugh, Mrs. I can't kill a damn spider coz it's part of nature"

Me- "don't test me Mr. I can't find a girlfriend coz I'm  too ugly"

Swae- "in the words of Kevin hart, it's about to go down"

Ush- "aye swae tell your little girlfriend here that I'm not afraid to beat her ass in front these kids"

Swae- *mutters*  "the only person that's gonna be beating her ass is me"

Me- "nasty negro"

Swae- "but you love me tho"

Me- "somebody lied to you"

Swae- "I got something for that, miss mouthy"

Jaden- "all this just coz of salad"

Me- "I think we passed the salad situation a long time ago"

Ush- "anyway how did the house hunting go?"

Me- "excellent! I found the perfect house, with a swimming pool, a tennis court/ basketball court and big beautiful driveway"

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