I managed to wake up first today so I thought I'd do something nice and cook breakfast for everyone. As I was in the middle of doing so, I felt a pair of hands wrap around my waist and I was lifted and spun around. I knew it was swae. I started laughing as he tickled me. I was trying not to wake the others up.
Me- "Swae, put me down"
Swae- "Why would I do that?"
Me- "Cause you don't want hard black burnt breakfast, do you?"
Swae- "Alright you win this round, but this won't be the last"
Me- "Cool"
He put me down and I continued to cook. Minutes later Ush walked in looking rough.
Ush- "Morning happy couple"
Swae- "Morning"
Me- "yeah Morning grey hairs"
Ush- "Shut up yungling, they white and imma sort them out soon"
Me- "You betta, I ain't finna leave the house with you looking like nick cannon"
Swae- "Damn that's harsh"
Ush- "Yeah man you hurt a niggas feelings"
Me- *laughs* "Haha aww sorry ush"
Ush- "Your apology will be accepted when my breakfast is ready"
Me- "Whatevs"
Willow walks in with low eyes.
Willow- "Morning everyone"
All- "Morning"
Me- "Is Jaden up yet?"
Willow- "Yeah he's on the phone to his girlfriend"
Me- "Aww that's so cute"
Willow- "It's actually not when all you hear is 'no I love you more, no I love you more' every damn second"
Swae- "Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or sofa"
Ush- "Rule number one about women: Don't piss them off until they have eaten"
Me- "That's not true"
Ush- "Listen I'm a master with women, I've been married twice"
Swae- "You've just pointed out a good reason for anyone not to listen to you, you've had 2 failed marriages"
Ush- "Yeah but those divorces were not my fault"
Swae- "Uh huh, so who's fault was it?"
Ush- "umm theirs"
Swae- *shakes head* "I'm highly disappointed"
Ush- "What I do?"
Willow- "The correct english is what did I do, but carry on"
Ush- "You getting on my nerves and it's not even 10 o'clock yet"
Willow- *smiles* "It's fun messing with you"
Me- "Trust me, I know"
Ush- "It's not fun for me"
Willow&I- "It's not supposed to be fun for you"
Swae- "Damn Ush I'd hate to be you"
Ush- "Shut up nappy head"
Me- "No name calling please"
Swae- "Yeah man, save that for your hoes, wait you don't have any"
Ush- "Alright, all of y'all get the fuck outta my damn house"

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