Is This Love?

24. Bye Kids

I managed to wake up first today so I thought I'd do something nice and cook breakfast for everyone. As I was in the middle of doing so, I felt a pair of hands wrap around my waist and I was lifted and spun around. I knew it was swae. I started laughing as he tickled me. I was trying not to wake the others up.

Me- "Swae, put me down"

Swae- "Why would I do that?"

Me- "Cause you don't want hard black burnt breakfast, do you?"

Swae- "Alright you win this round, but this won't be the last"

Me- "Cool"

He put me down and I continued to cook. Minutes later Ush walked in looking rough.

Ush- "Morning happy couple"

Swae- "Morning"

Me- "yeah Morning grey hairs"

Ush- "Shut up yungling, they white and imma sort them out soon"

Me- "You betta, I ain't finna leave the house with you looking like nick cannon"

Swae- "Damn that's harsh"

Ush- "Yeah man you hurt a niggas feelings"

Me- *laughs* "Haha aww sorry ush"

Ush- "Your apology will be accepted when my breakfast is ready"

Me- "Whatevs"

Willow walks in with low eyes. 

Willow- "Morning everyone"

All- "Morning"

Me- "Is Jaden up yet?"

Willow- "Yeah he's on the phone to his girlfriend"

Me- "Aww that's so cute"

Willow- "It's actually not when all you hear is 'no I love you more, no I love you more' every damn second"

Swae- "Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or sofa"

Ush- "Rule number one about women: Don't piss them off until they have eaten"

Me- "That's not true"

Ush- "Listen I'm a master with women, I've been married twice"

Swae- "You've just pointed out a good reason for anyone not to listen to you, you've had 2 failed marriages"

Ush- "Yeah but those divorces were not my fault"

Swae- "Uh huh, so who's fault was it?"

Ush- "umm theirs"

Swae- *shakes head* "I'm highly disappointed"

Ush- "What I do?"

Willow- "The correct english is what did I do, but carry on"

Ush- "You getting on my nerves and it's not even 10 o'clock yet"

Willow- *smiles* "It's fun messing with you"

Me- "Trust me, I know"

Ush- "It's not fun for me"

Willow&I- "It's not supposed to be fun for you"

Swae- "Damn Ush I'd hate to be you"

Ush- "Shut up nappy head"

Me- "No name calling please"

Swae- "Yeah man, save that for your hoes, wait you don't have any"

Ush- "Alright, all of y'all get the fuck outta my damn house"