Catfish~ [NaruSasu]

4~

Kiba arrived quickly. He got an explanation of why the young boy was absent, and didn't know what to think.

"So what are you planning with this?" The blonde pondered for a moment, hugging his knees.

"I don't know. it's a bit late to just 'come clean' so I guess I'll have to just..." He stopped. "Um... Well." Kiba gave a look of pity and sat next to his over dramatic friend.

"I'll tell you one thing, don't stop talking to him. You seem to really like him, it'd-"

"Yeah one problem, he's not gay!" 

"How do you know, Naruto? He might very well be."

"Sasuke Uchiha? The 'ladies man'?"

"Closets exist.."

"Kiba!" Naruto nudged his friend.

"Okay, okay. Message him. OOH you should try subtle hints to see if he's gay!" The boy shook his head and grabbed his phone from underneath a pillow. Nervously, he started to type a greeting to the teen on the other line. 

A few minutes later, a reply came through.

Hey

Naruto looked to Kiba, not knowing what to do. "Hey, do you like dick? because I do.' Say that." Kiba jokingly suggested, receiving a punch in the arm. "This isn't funny."

You go to the academy, that means we're not far from each other. How about we meet up?

Naruto gulped as he read the message. "What now though?" "Say yes." Naruto turned to his best friend with a questioning look. "Get him there, and then when he gets stood up by this girl, you can go over and comfort him and boom slowly he grows to love your dick." Naruto would of slapped him and shouted about how stupid that plan was, like something out of a korean drama. . . but he was actually pathetically desperate. Something in his mind told him that the plan was okay, and that he should do it. Even if Sasuke's sexuality stayed stubborn, they could become friends. 

~Yeah, just message me the details :3

"I'm going to message him later, I need to take a bath." After Naruto left, Kiba took his friends phone and reckoned he could do him a 'favour'. 

*meanwhile at Sasuke's, oooooooh*

The boy shifted in his bed, they were going to meet. What if she wasn't this fun in person? What if he realises when he gets there that this whole thing was for the adrenaline of having a friend online and he didn't actually really care? His phone made a beep. (bold=Sasu italic=Naru)

I bet you're even more attractive in person ;)

Sasuke's face flushed suddenly, this is what he wasn't expecting. He caught himself chuckling and didn't even want to stop himself.

Haha, thanks. How about we meet next sunday at #PretendCafeNameHere? I'm pretty much busy anytime before that. (Someone give me a name for that cafe pleasee).

Yeah okay, but I wanted to see your beautiful face sooner ;-; But next Sunday is good.

She was acting weird. Sasuke knew that, but decided he was having fun with this side of her too.

This sounds weird but... What turns you on? I'd love to know ;)

At this, Sasuke gulped. He slowly typed in his response.

How about we take in turns saying one thing, no judgements?

He didn't want to admit it, but he also wanted to know this about the girl.

Kiba knew he was going to get killed, but decided to continue as he knew every detail about Naruto. Besides, he'll get thanked later, right?