Catfish~ [NaruSasu]

5~

Italic=Naru (Kiba the sneakbitch)       Bold=Sasu (May seem out of character, sorryy)

Okay, I don't mind that but you go first ^-^

Dirty talk >///<

OOhhh I can do that ;) And uuh... Teasing :3

Height difference.

Kiba smiled for his best friend, He knew that Sasuke is taller than Naruto by... actually quite a bit. He thought about what the blonde often spoke about and had a flashback to the other day.

"Oh but he's so hotttt" Naruto had whined, squeezing both of his cheeks. "Imagine just like.. his thighs grinding against yours oh my god like when he wore leather pants to school and I just died Kiba help me." Naruto let his mind go free with the image of Sasuke doing all these things.

Leather clothing

Now it was Sasuke's turn to smirk. He knew what he was going to wear on Sunday. Wait, did he really think about that? Did he really want to inflict some sort of feelings inside her? This was getting scary, and fast.

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After about five minutes of grinding, blondes, strong thighs and skirts being mentioned, Sasuke stopped getting replies. He wondered if she just needed to go to sleep or something.

When in fact,

Naruto was pissed off. "Hey hey hey dude, chill out!" "How do you expect me to fucking chill out? He knows what I'm weak to and probably sees me as a huge fucking pervert now!" "He loved it! You should talk to him like this more, he even said that he likes it. I helped you out here."

"I don't even know how to talk like that though, he's going to know it wasn't me sending those mes-" "Hey, no he's not. Just ask me to help you if you get stuck but hey ho, you know how to get his dick to blow."

"Kiba!" Naruto went a bright pink at the image of his words making Sasuke bothered. "How do you even know this about me?! Like how I like raspy voices??" "Naruto hun, I pretty much am you." 

"Okay okay... Just no more phone stealing."

"If you promise me that you'll continue this." Naru furrowed his eyebrows at the brunette. "Why is it so important to you that I do this?"

"It makes him more interested, Naru. I ship this for all it's worth and so I will make this happen."

//Lol I'm so sorry this is really short and I promise this will get better just bear with me pleaase >.< But double update today bc I'm bored, enjoy it though. Anyway.. GOTTA LUHAN.//