kaye's rants

ANNOYING FAMILY MEMBERS // rant

HI GUYS IM BACK FROM MY LONG HOLIDAY HIATUS

and the holidays

ahhhh the holidays

its the moooost

wonderful tiiiiiime

of the yeaaaaaaaaaaar

besides the fact that dozens of people you don't know you're somehow blood related to comes to your house to bug you.

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ok you kNOW where i'm getting at.

it's that time of the year when you're forced to socialize with complete strangers.

and no, i'm not trying to be the grinch right now

i love my family

i love my aunts, my uncles, and my cousins

but my aunt's husband's cousin's son-in-law's nephew?!?!!

HOW ARE WE EVEN RELATED

all i'm saying is

the struggle of pretending to be close with people you barely know

is so underrated

and i'm here today

to recognize it

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ok so no matter how hard i try to remember the names, the faces of my distant family members

I CAN'T

its like every year there's a new person you've never seen before

but they're like

"ohhh nooo i saw you at *insert recent event here*"

and you're like

"ohhhh yaahhhhh i rememberrrrr"

no you don't.

and sometimes those people have ridiculously hard to remember names!!!

like i'm not judging your name

i'm just sorry if i didn't remember you, uncle uzeklubachia.

and the people whose names you remember

you remember them for a reason

it's either you're close with them

or the more common one,

THEY ARE VERY HELLA ANNOYING

let me name a few

the exteremly hyper children

ok these guys are usually little boys

and are more annoying

when they come in fives

you know what i'm talking abt

one of them is climbing on the christmas tree

and the other is eating all the food

two are playing with their toy guns

and most likely while they're doing that, they're jumping on the couch

and the worse thing abt this is that

THEIR PARENT DON'T GIVE AN F ON WHAT THEYRE DOING

LIKE IF YOU WANT TO HAVE 5 YOUNG KIDS LEARN HOW DISCIPLINE THEM

OR ELSE EVERYONE IS GONNA HIDE FROM YOUR FAMILY

AKA MY FAMILY

the bragging aunt/uncle

ok so this aunt/uncle is a proud parent making all the other parents envious and the cousins feel bad abt themselves

all they'll talk abt is their child's straight As, how they love doing the chores, and how they help the orphans find their parents like WHAT

stOp iT

sToP iT

SSSTOPPP

ITTTT

this is christmas not show and tell

the picture-maniac

usually this is an aunt who has discovered facebook for the first time

so every move her children will make, SHE HAS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT

and the worst part is that she drags us cousins into her nonsense

then posts everything on facebook

with the most embarrassing captions

this is the aunt/uncle/parent you told you don't have facebook and blocked them.

i'm sorry ok

it's for the best.

there are a lot rlly but lets just say that

these are my "favorite".

AND THIS IS SO OVERDUE SO IM GONNA POST IT NOW LMAO BYEE