[Deidara x Child!Reader x Sasori] The World in One Painting

8

Unlocking the door, Sasori pushed the door open, looking in to see if there were nearby sculptures and stuff moving.

"I guess there's nothing here. Do you happen to find anything, Sasori?" 

"Hm? A palette knife? I might as well hang on to this. Oh. No, I didn't really find anything." 

"Huh?"

The lights flickered, on and off. [like in Spongebob!] To your surprise, the exit was blocked by something, and it wasn't easy to move, even with Sasori's strength. [Sasori, u so weak~/ Sasori: ticked off]

"This is too heavy. We'll have to go through that door over there." 

Sasori frowned and peered past the only other door in the room. A shadowy figure walked past some windows up some stairs.

Continuing to more stairs on the right, you walked into a room, and left Sasori to wonder out loud, "I wonder how Deidara's doing." 

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After quite a while, we go back to Deidara again, who still seems quite unsettled.

"[name]! Danna! Are you still out there!? Un."

With no reply, Deidara heaves a sigh and turned, eying the other exit with a hateful glint.

"I really don't want to go back in there..."

Without a choice, Deidara opened the door and walked into the room of...blue dolls.

"This is definitely not cute, that's for sure. What is wrong with those two? Un. I swear, they are blind."

He walked over, avoiding the dolls to a bookshelf, to which he found, moved. A path was there, and it was a good thing for Deidara, or else he'd faint. 

On the other side was a door, and a bunch of ropes hanging down. Curiosity getting the best of Deidara, he pulled the second left one and coughed a heck.

"Cough, cough! WTH!? UN!"

Pulling on the second to last one, he realized that he must've activated a switch.

"Un?"

And once again he pulls another switch. The last one had a tumbling mannequin head.

"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And Deidara fell to the floor, fainted. 

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Back to you. You ended up walking into a room with a green platform in the air, and a bottomless pit on the floor. Of course, you couldn't find anything to use as a bridge, and the platform was blinking up there. 

Sasori was kind of thinking about throwing you over the pit, but that wasn't the way to treat a little girl. Or he had a thought of making himself into a bridge, since he might be tall enough. 

That was still awkward.

In the midst of his weird thinking, the green platform moved down to cover the pit. It blinked pleadingly at you to cross, and you nodded.

"Sasori, we should cross it now. It wants us to." 

"Ah. Okay."

And the both of you crossed over and had Sasori hold your hand like a gentleman. 

A pedestal stood on the other side, and it seemed to have words saying, PUSH ME written all over it, even though it obviously doesn't.

Sasori walked over to it, grabbed it, and pushed it through the cracks of the pit.

"Sasori?" 

"I just had a sudden urge to push it." 

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On Deidara's end, he woke up and snapped. His eyes darted over to the mannequin. It stared back in pieces and winked.

"Hey cutie." 

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Deidara jumped back and hugged the wall, basically scared to the point of death. 

He stepped away and sighed again before he smacked his cheeks.

"Okay, Deidara. Calm down. It's just one of those heads. And-oh?"

Deidara noticed a pedestal on the floor of the room. He wondered whether it had been there before, and if he thought about it for a while more, he'd conclude that it hadn't been here.

"Another weird puzzle. Un. But hey..."

Our blonde 'girl' found a hole on the ground and he picked up the pedestal to see if it fit in the frame of the hole. Surprisingly it did.

The door in the room swung open with a crazy force.

"Ah! Oh it's nothing. Un."

Deidara sweated a bit and dashed into the room, slamming it shut and fell to the ground, hugging his knees together.