Forget Normal... A Gravity Falls Fanfiction

Chapter 6:

I still lay on my bed, sleeping peacefully, until I here a crash coming from my floor. Dipper had tripped on my rug. I lightly blushed, then we both laughed at his fall.
"Hey do you want to see something, uh, not normal, per say." He said with a smile.
"Sure where is it?" I asked. He took my hand, and I blushed at the action. He dragged me outside and into the woods out back. We kept on walking through the woods. The dense leaves blocked my vision and tangled my hair. He slowed his pace, so I did too.
"Just over here!" He yelled, making sure I could hear him. I coughed, for their was a thick purple and blue fog swirling in the air that led to something hysterical. Theirs was a ton of non living things, acting like people. It was really funny! Their was a bunch of plants having a dance party, their was a log trying to do yoga, and their was a sandwich trying to marry a piece of macaroni.
"Oh my gosh!" I laughed and watched the crazed objects do their things.
"I know!" Dipper laughed with me and pointed to the sandwich and macaroni.
"They'll make quite the lovely couple!" I exclaimed and playfully nudged him. Dipper signaled me to follow him deeper into the forest, until I saw a little village of gnomes. These must've been the gnomes Dipper was talking about. They didn't really talk for whatever reason; probably me. I waved nicely to them as they started doing odd things in the nature around them. One was building a shine of Mabel out of leaves for some reasons, and one was taking a bath in squirrels. This wasn't normal at all, but it was way better than any normal thing I could be doing at my house.
"So, what do you think?" He asked and studied the fog once we got back to our original area.
"Forget normal, this is awesome!" I exclaimed and gave him a high five. He gave me a smile, for he was excited to know that I liked the strange quirks in this town.
"This fog has some sort of unnatural magic, and it's affecting the non living things by making them do things people do. I don't know how the sandwich and macaroni got here though!" He laughed after being serious for the first part of the sentence. There was a twinkling light in the forest, so I followed it. Dipper follow close behind me. Suddenly the light turned into Bill, himself.
"AHAHAHAHAHA! So we meet again!" Bill yelled to me.
"Get away from her Bill!" Dipper yelled protectively as I took a strong stance.
"Yeah leave us be!" I yelled.
"If you keep that up, you and your little lover boy won't be!" He yelled then disappeared. I blushed. Dipper was just my friend. I took my mind off of that and focused back on Bill. Dipper gave me a concerned look as he noticed that my eyes looked dull and dead. I was having a sudden anxiety attack due to Bill.
"I'm gonna go, thanks for giving me a good time." I said and ran away as fast as I could until I was out of sight.

A/N: Today I was talking to taylorscookie at school and I told her I had no ideas so I might as well make a chapter about a sandwich marrying a piece of macaroni, so that's where that came from. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed!