Peter Parker the Mercenary

Not the best idea

"All that power, all those swords and guns and you still can't go in for the kill." Peter sneers as he gracefully dodges Deadpool's calculated shot towards his kneecap. "That's not what heroes do." Wade replies calmly. Spidey rolls out of the dodge and leaps aggressively at Deadpool while snarling, "How many times has Taskmaster escaped and murdered innocents and how many more will he have to before you just put him down?" Wade dodges left, holstering his guns quickly to match the change to close combat and he punches Spidey in the head attempting to knock him out. The fight immediately stopped. Peter hit the ground hard and spat out what appeared to be a pair of Halloween plastic vampire fangs. "Jeez Spider. I thought you could take a hit." Wade jokes nervously, attempting to lighten the mood. Peter groans, curses and attempts to stand, but staggers and Wade catches him.

"Guess that was pretty stupid of me." Spider agrees with himself. "No yellow, we didn't make an antidote. We decided it would be more fun to go get tacos and then we forgot." Wade looks shocked and then asks, "So let me get this straight. You've just accidently poisoned yourself?" Peter winces before dejectedly responding "Yes..." "And you don't have an antidote." "No. I don't." "Shit kid." Wade worries for a second about what the team will say, but still tosses the lean mercenary over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. "What... What are you gonna do to me?" Peter whimpers through the toxin coursing through his veins. He immediately thinks the worst. In the merc business, if you are being carted away it usually means death. Peter ran a few quick calculations and estimates. If he is able to sneak away from Deadpool then he can get back to his safe house and and maybe sythesize an antidote before he succumbs to the toxin. "Help you. That's what the good guys do." Wade state's bluntly as he swings Peter onto his motorcycle between himself and the handlebars. Wade is so much bigger than Peter that he can actually drive around him.

Swerving through traffic like a mad man Deadpool makes it to Avengers tower just as Peter begins to tear up from the pain. Merely biting his lip isn't enough to keep it in anymore. "Guest to the med bay." Wade says to the microphone on the wall. "Master Stark has informed me that he disapproves of your decision, but to still give you access." a almost perfectly synthesized voice replys. "Thanks Jarvis." "Your welcome Master Wilson." The elevator doors slide open and Deadpool carries Peter bridal style into the med bay. Bruce is waiting as the team doctor and Tony is standing in the doorway with a single repulsor glove on his hand. After shooing Wade out of the room Iron man sits down and utters one word, "Talk." Peter sighs, "Great. Well I am apparently awful at torturing during interrogation and as a Merc it is kinda a job requirement. So I leaned on my chemistry skills to make a toxin that would do the torture for me and I loaded it into a pair of fangs to match my spider motif. It wasn't a problem until my fight with Deadpool today and I bit my lip when he punched me. And the idiot that I am I haven't sythesized an antidote yet. So I am royally fucked." Peter ended bluntly. Bruce leans into the conversation, "You wouldn't happen to have any of the toxin on you?" Spidey nods and shakily hands Bruce a vial from his belt that they forgot to take from him. "It usually takes six days to kill it's victim and they're normal. I have slight healing powers so who know how long, drawn out and sucky this could get." Tony groans, "Fine we'll help, but no weapons in the house and you'll be wearing normal clothes. Not that costume, we'll need tests and besides that it smells awful."

Tony goes to get him some clothes while Bruce keeps him company. "So. You used to be a scientist?" Bruce says as if he's talking to a normal person. "Yeah. Used to be a hero. Used to be in a family. I used to do a lot of things." Peter snaps slightly with a partly hysterical tone. "Oh." Bruce backpedals. "You'll have to take that mask off you know." Peter grins, "Yeah. I'm just waiting to do a big reveal." A few minutes pass before Tony returns. "Here you go Mercenary." he quips. Oh the irony, Tony presents Spidey with a red t-shirt and blue shorts. "Got a bathroom around here?" He asks. Bruce points him in the right direction. He staggers over and almost takes out a desk full of medical equipment before he reaches the door and steps inside. Deadpool sneaks into the doorway as Peter steps back out. "Holy shit." Wade mutters as the others are speechless. Sure he looks like shit from the toxin and like he hasn't slept in a month, but he looks like he's young enough to be still going to highschool. The Spider, legendary mercenary, is a teenager. "Geez kid. How old are you? Does your mother know you're a supervillian?" Tony barks a laugh. "Seventeen almost eighteen... And no. I can't even remember her." Peter snaps. Bruce grabs him by the arm and leads him back to the bed. He sits Peter down with his back facing Tony and Wade. After shooing at Iron man and Deadpool he sighs and asks, "Kiddo we are gonna figure out your name anyway. Will you please just tell it to me? It would make this less of a hassle and be a decent show of good faith for Steve." Spidey nods"Peter Benjamin Parker. Nice to meet you." "Bruce Banner, but you probably know me as the Hulk." the small, kind scientist replies as if it is the most normal thing in the world. "So... You're telling me that you are the big green rage monster I saw during the battle of New York? No offense, but you're way to sweet for that." Peter scoffs. "Yeah that would be me.", Bruce musses his hair sheepishly,"Although, after the fight I was talking to Thor and he told me a story about you lending a hand. The way he told it you'd think you were the most valiant hero in all of Norse Mythology." Peter looked like he was about to make up some excuse for him to give an assist, but Tony rushed around the corner and yelled, "Come on Bruce! It's Science Bros time!" Tony then dashed off as quickly as he arrived, while Bruce facepalmed hard. "I have to go take this..."

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Hey there fanboys and girls! It's your friendly neighborhood writer here! Let me know if you like it. By the way this from my tumblr account, fangirl-from-hell , I started it for Team Red Week, but it's honestly just Pete, Wade and the Avengers.