Cake | Dan Howell x Reader fanfiction

Chapter Five: You Wanna See How Much I Love You?

*THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS SUBJECTS ABOUT BEER IF YOURE POSSIBLY SWNSITIVE TO THE SUBJECT, YOU DONT HAVE TO READ*

Dan's POV:

As I'm walking with y/n, our hands start to touch. Soon enough, we're holding hands. Her hand is smaller than mine, but they're quite warm. We stay silent for a little while. I realize that her palms are sweaty in my hand, she's breathing heavily, and she looks a bit tired. "You okay, muffin?" I ask her, concerned. "Yeah, no im fine," she says, bit her voice is shaking. "No, you look tired, be honest are you okay?" I say, not walking anymore. Y/N sighed. "Just my asthma acting up a bit, I'm fine, lets just keep going," she says, but I'm not taking that as an answer. I lean down. "Piggy back." I say. "Are you sure, Dan?" she asks me. "Positive." I say. Then, she hops onto my back and we continue walking. "Thanks," she says as we walk. "No bother," I say, sounding ever so British.

**fast-forward walking time brought to you by George Lucas**

Your POV:

Dan is such a gentleman, with him letting me ride him and stuff. **Sigh**

**fast-forward piggy-back ride brought to you by Ryan Gosling**

Dan's POV:
   We get to the entrance of the park, and I let y/n down from my back. "Thanks for the ride, you unicorn," Y/N says as she gets off me. "Your welcome, cowgirl," I jokingly say back. "Where d'you think we should set up our picnic?" I ask. "I dont know--OOH!" Y/N says, pointing at a big tree. "Let's sit under that tree!" she says.
   We set up our stuff under the tree that y/n requested we sat under, and sit down. "Aah, this place is nice and peaceful," I say as I lie down. "Agreed," Y/N says, lying down after me. We lay down in silence for a bit, until my muffin, Y/N, breaks it. "Daaaan," she says, rolling over to face me. "Yeees?" I say mimicking her and rolling over to face her. "I love you," she says, smiling. "I love you too," I say. Then, our lips collide and we kiss. She was, honestly, one of the best kissers that I've probably met. Who am I kidding, she *is* the best kisser I've met. We pull away from the kiss, and she rests her hand on my chest. "Wanna eat?" she asks, getting up. "Sure." I say, getting up too. "We have cake, we have beer, we have sandwiches, and we have donuts." she says, grabbing the food out as she lists them. "Beer and cake?" I say. "Beer and cake." she says back.
"Beer and cake can be our always for now until we come up with a new one," y/n says.
I laugh. "Brilliant."
   We clink our beer bottles and start drinking. A little beer once in a while cant hurt, right?

Your POV:

    We give three cheers for sweet revenge with our beer bottles, and start drinking away. I'm not an alcoholic, but a little beer once in a while is always lovely. Then, we eat the cake. I finished my first beer, and so did Dan soon after me. "Want another drink?" I ask, once we both finish our cake and drink. "Sure."
   Second bottle finished. Third bottle finished. Finally, fourth bottle of beer. At this point, me and Dan were drunk as fuck. We laughed at everything, everything seemed a little brighter, and we weren't thinking too straight anymore. Finally, me and Dan decided to head home. Dan's phone dings. I look at who texted him. It's Phil. "I'm gonna head over to Chris's house and help him with something. I might sleep there." the text read. "We can have some time alone at my flat. You wanna go back there?" Dan asks me with a hiccough. "Sure." I say, sounding drunk, which I am. We pack our food, and Dan bends down so I piggy-back him, and we head off home.
  It's about 6 o'clock and it's somewhat dark. As we are walking, or for me, riding Dan home, we yell, laugh, scream random things (some of which being "HIDE YOUR MEMES, DAN HOWELL IS HERE!" and "ITALIAN GAY BREAD MEMES!!!"), and drunk things in general.
  We climb up the stairs like half-asleep rag dolls, and finally get into Dan and Phil's flat. I hop off Dan's back, and quickly grab his arm and take him to his room. He doesn't hesitate for a second, and quickly follows me. I push Dan onto the bed and take off my jacket. "You wanna see how much I love you? Well, I'm gonna show you tonight, Daniel." I say, now taking off my shirt.