Cake | Dan Howell x Reader fanfiction

Chapter Seven: The Morning After

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Your POV:
I wake up the next morning, next to Dan in the bathroom, naked and covered in cake and frosting. What the fuck happened last night!? Wait...did me and Dan have sex? Shit, oh my fucking shit. ME AND DAN WENT ON OUR FIRST DATE AND ALREADY FUCKED!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? What the hell was I thinking!? And, OH GREAT, frosting and crumbs of cake are all over me what the fuck. A million thoughts go through my head. We were drunk. We had a picnic. He licked my cake-and-frosting-covered-boobs. We were naked. Oh my fucking god. Jesus. Mama, we all go to hell. As I'm caught up in my thoughts, Dan yawns. Shit. "Please don't remember last night, please don't remember last night" I say over and over again in my head. "Well, last night was...eventful." Dan says when he wakes up. Well then, shit.
"Yeah.." I respond awkwardly.
"Well, let's get dressed." Dan says, as if he wakes up with me naked, covered in cake and frosting everyday.
We get up, and head to Dan's room where our clothes are. I put on the shirt, bra, pants, and jacket that I wore from yesterday, and so does Dan. Once he's finished changing, Dan sits in his bed.
"Y/N..." he said to me slowly.
"Yessss, muffin?"
"About last night," he starts of saying. 'Crap' I think.
"I'm really sorry about last night and just getting drunk and just ugh, you probably hate me now," Dan says, burying his face in his hands. I rub his back comfortingly, I didn't want him to feel so bad. "No, Dan. It was an interesting night so thank you for that," I said, not being entirely truthful. "You think?" ~no, not really.~ "Yes."
Dan unburied his face from his hand and looked into my eyes. Without a warning, he kissed me. Not rough and passionate like last night, it was soft and gentle. I kiss him back. "Love you, muffin." I say once we pulled away. "Love you too, you goose."