Cake | Dan Howell x Reader fanfiction

Chapter Six: Cake

Chapter Six brought to you by Halsey

*I said there were gonna be sexual parts, don't complain to me saying that this chapter was disturbing bitch, jk I love you you're not a bitch thanks for reading x3*

  Dan's POV:
  I don't know what's  gonna happen, but I'm going with it. Y/N took off her shirt, and got on top of me. We were gonna have the sexy times, and I knew it.
   She takes off my shirt, and I help her with it. I undo her bra, her breasts just a few inches from my face. Then she takes off my pants. Once we are now exposed and naked, we start kissing. It wasn't like the soft, light kissing like before. It was intense, passionate kissing. I start to stand up, and I carry
y/n, still kissing passionately. I carry her all the way to the couch and I set her down on the couch. I start to moan, and so does she, except her moaning is just a bit louder. It's not like people have heard what I sounded like moaning before, I've done it many times on camera, so her hearing me moaning probably wasn't such a surprise. We somehow transfer from the couch, onto the floor and next to the coffee table.

Your POV:

  We are now on the floor and next to the coffee table, still naked and kissing. On the coffee table is the basket of food that we packed for the picnic; the cake next to the basket of food and the cover of the cake was open (kinda like those grocery store cakes ya'know?). I accidentally put my hand on the cake and the frosting gets all over my hand. But, I didn't realize that the frosting was on my hand at first, so I put my frosting-covered hand on Dan's back, putting frosting all over him. We were in the middle of kissing and I didn't wanna interrupt the moment, so I stayed quiet. But, Dan put his hand on the frosting and rubbed all over my face, leg, and torso. Me and Dan start moaning even more. Soon, the rub-cake-frosting-on-the-other-person became a game. We got up from the ground, and switched spots, so Dan was on the bottom (as he is supposed to be), and me on top of him. The make out game starts getting old, so I switch to something else. I start moving down his body and kissing him all over. He moaned once more. As I do this, Dan puts his hands around my waist, and I start feeling aroused. I take a chunk of cake, and start rubbing it all over Dan. Then, I like his body and the cake and frosting that was on it. I started thinking of that one lyric from Melanie Martinez' song, Cake: You smell just like vanilla, you taste like buttercream. And now that I covered Dan's naked body in cake and frosting, he really did smell like vanilla and taste like buttercream to be honest.

Dan's POV:
  Y/N licks the frosting and cake she put all over my body. I start becoming aroused and my member starts to lengthen. I moan, over and over again. This whole thing is starting to sound like the moaning part in Destroya by My Chemical Romance. Just as I am getting in the moment, she says something. "I did you. It's your turn to do me now," y/n says seductively, pointing to the cake.
  She lays down in front of me. Damn, was she sexy. I get on top of her and grab a piece of cake. I start rubbing the cake all over y/n she moans one moan after another. Once I cover her entire body in cake and frosting, I look up at her. She nods assuringly at me. Then I get to work and start licking all the cake on her, starting at her chest. I licked the frosting between her chesticles (<-there's no way to say boobs in a normal way, is there?). As I am licking the cake and frosting away, I get a thought: Boobs are quite comfy! They're like fucking pillows! How can girls think they're uncomfortable!? (you don't even know the struggle, Daniel.).

*AND BEFORE THIS GETS ANY MORE WEIRDER, LET US CARRY ON JUST LIKE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE DID.....was that too far?*