50 shades of deez nuts

Christmas Eve Crazy

On Christmas Eve, all through the house, everyone was yelling. They even yelled at the mouse.

"Omg guys, give it a lookie, a mouse is eating my Christmas cookie!" Tonio yelled.

"Nigga, you gay." Leah said with a sneer.

"Yeah, Tonio, stop acting queer!" Alisha said with a giant pout.

"Yeah Tonio, your fagginess makes me want to shout!" Steve said, rolling his eyes.

"Stop being so mean, you'll make him cry!" Yelled, sticking up for his friend.

"You're only being nice to him cause you're both Mexican." Alisha said.

Okay, it's time to stop with this rhyming bull crap, before I quit narrating just to rap. An even though I really got bars, Leah noticed someone stole their cars.

"Someone's bout to die! I'll burn their house down!" Leah said, with a gigantic frown.

"Leah chill, they'll probably give them back." Alisha said, way too relaxed.

"Nu-uh, not mine, it was Cadillac!" Steve angrily spat back.

"I thought you said you'd stop all the rhyming!" Tonio said with perfectly good timing.

Okay okay. Sorry, damn. Let me admire my bars for one time Good lord.

"Anyway.." Leah said. Tonio smiled brightly. Leah held a resting bitch face, Alisha looked like she couldn't give two shits(so basically her normal face), Steve smirked(hit em with the smirk) and Jason was daydreaming about some tacos.

"Santa's going to bring us lots and lots of presents, and make the whole world happy." Tonio said.

"I LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING." Leah yelled.

"IN PERFECT HARMONY." Alisha yelled back.

"IN LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD A COKE, AND KEEP IT COMPANY." They both yelled.

"TO ALL BEEF PATTY, TAR, CARS, SHIT-I-FORGOT-THE-WORDS! Leah yellled.

"Even if Santa were real, we'd all be on the naughty list." Steve said.

"I wouldn't be." Alisha said.

"Why tf you lyin?" Tonio sang.

"I'm not lying." Alisha said.

"Why you always lyin." Steve said.

"But I'm not." Alisha said, annoyed.

"mmmomigod." Leah said.

"Stop fucking lyin." Jason said.

"Okay the cookies are done!" Tonio called.

"Oh lord.." Leah mumbled.

They all at a cookie.

"This cookie tastes like shit. No wait, I'm pretty sure shit taste better than this." Alisha said.

"Tonio, your cookies are like your life." Steve said.

"Golden and fantastic?" Tonio asked.

"No, crusty and horrible." Leah said.

"Shit don't taste like tacos." Jason shook his head.

"Pretty sure a starving person wouldn't eat this." Alisha said.

"Okay okay. Leave my cooking alone. It's time to open Juan Christmas present!" Tonio said. Alisha opened her first. It's as a broken mirror.

"Damn Alisha, you broke it already?" Steve laughed. Alisha stuck da no no finger at him.

Leah was next. It was a plastic pearl necklace.

"Okay, cause I'm definitely four." Leah said, sarcastically.

"You act like it.." Steve said. Leah put both of da no no fingerz up. Tonio was next.

"A burrito blaster! OH YAY!" Tonio yelled, very happily. Alisha and Leah looked at each other. Jason was next.

"Taco shells! You shouldn't have!" He yelled. Steve was last.

"A still frozen McFlurry." Steve mumbled. No one but two people liked their gift. Then there was a knock on the door. When Jason opened it, Santa was standing there.

"Alisha and Leah, you two are hoe hoe hoes." He said. Alisha and Leah looked st each other again.

"He didnt. Leah said.

"He did." Alisha said.

"Did he just." Leah aske.

"Yep." Alisha said.

"Gdfr." Steve said. Then officer Taylor stuck his head down the chimney.

"Going up for real." He said and then went back up.

"Where the hell.." Jason asked.

"Fite me. Fite me right now." Alisha said.

"I'm roast yo ass boi. Literally." Leah said.

"I will knock you ass up the chimney." Alisha said.

"I will hit the quantity on your face FUCK OUTTA HERE." Leah yelled.

"Okay chill damn. It's not even that serious." Santa said. He walked away, then they all went to sleep cause fuck this shit.

Teh end?

I'm l8 but Merry Christmas Eve.