50 shades of deez nuts

Twenty Seven

"Okay, I'm gonna be your temporary sub. I'm gonna take attendance. What's your name sir in the second to last row?" The teacher asked Steve.

"I'm a pimp named slickback." He said.

"There is no 'slickback' on the list" the teacher said.

"No nigga, I'm a pimp named slickback." Steve said.

"Okay,forget attendance, I'll just say you're all here. Let's get on the math. What's the formula to number two?" He asked.

"What's the formula for that fucking hairline?" Leah said.

"ROASTED." Alisha yelled.

"Okay anyway.." He said then the original teacher walked came back.

"Thank you Mr. Lincoln Butts." Leah and Alisha almost fell out their chairs laughing. Tonio raised his hand.

"Yes, Anthony?" The teacher said.

"It's tonio, and why do I have an F on the test?" He asked.

"Cause ur gey." Leah said.

"Class, what is it called when tonio gets a good grade on his test. Or class work. Or homework. Or period?" The teacher asked.

"Imagination." Asha said. Jason had fell asleep behind his book and the teacher came and hit his desk.

"When you try your best but you don't succeed." Leah sang.

"Man what the fuck?" Jason asked.

"He used a no-no word!" Alisha yelled.

"Jason, we do not use that type of language in my motherfucking classroom!" The teacher yelled in Jason's face.

"Why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin?" Alisha sang.

"Go to the office!" The teacher yelled in Alishas face.

"I didn't invite you to my bbq, so why you all up in my grill?" Alisha said.

"Go now!" He yelled again.

"k." Alisha said.

"Don't talk back to me." The teacher ordered. Alisha stayed silent.

"Why aren't you answering me? Forget it, stay in here." The teacher said.

"Boy." Alisha said. Then Steve kept kicking Leah in the leg.

"If you do that one more time.." Leah said. Steve kicked her again.

"See this face? This is my kick ass face. When you see this face, that means I'm about to kick ass." Leah said.

"It's an ugly face." Steve said.

"Not what your dad said." Leah said.

"OOOOOOOH!" Alisha, Tonio, and Jason yelled. Tonio inhaled.

"Do you ever shut the fuck up?" Alisha yelled.

"What did he do?" Jason asked.

"He was breathing. Always doing that annoying shit." Alisha said.
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No you're not imagining things,  I actually kinda made a long chapter :3

But Uh school is kinda slowing me down bc teachers like to pile hw on top of hw. Especially ace teachers my lord.

But yeah, 90% of this chapter was vine.