50 shades of deez nuts

Thanksgiving Thots

"Pass the fucking cranberry sauce you hoe." Leah ordered Steve.

"You don't even like cranberry sauce? Why would you eat it?" Alisha asked.

"This turkey is try as shit." Jason replied.

"And the macaroni is burnt." Alisha said.

"It's like burnt taco bell." Jason said.

"I'll eat anything, and I won't eat this." Tonio said.

"It's worse than cafeteria food." Leah said.

"The potatoes are like.. not seasoned, or buttered and I'm 85% sure they aren't even cooked." Alisha said.

"This is why you don't buy precooked food from a flea market." Leah said.

"Okay whatever, time to say what we're thankful for." Tonio said.

"I'm thankful for Deez Nuts." Jason said.

"I'm thankful for dis dick." Steve said.

" *cough* baby carrot *cough*" Leah said.

"I'm thankful for Patrick Stump." Alisha said.

"I'm thankful for taco bell and Chipotle." Tonio said.

"I'm thankful I don't have to eat that food anymore." Leah said.

"Okay.. time for the wish bones." Steve said. Tony perked up.

"He meant break them not eat them" Alisha said.

Alisha and Jason fought for a whish bone and Jason won.

"Give me that piece." Alisha said.

"No, I won." Jason said.

"I will stab you with a spoon and slap you with a fork, and throw a knife at you if you don't give me that fucking piece." Alisha said. Jason handed her the piece.

Next was tonio and Leah. Tonio won.

"Please don't hurt me." Tonio said.

"If you don't give me that damn piece, I will burn your house down, along with Taco bell an Chipotle. Hand it the hell here." Leah said. Tonio gave her the piece.

Steve went against himself.

"Aw, I lost, Yay! I won!" He said.

"Okay I'm going home bye shit heads." Leah said.

"But you didn't have dessert!" Tonio yelled. Alisha left after her.

"If whoever bought this dessert got it from the same place they got the food, no thanks. Peace fam." Alisha said.

"This was the shittiest thanksgiving ever and I'm going to Mexico to celebrate with my family." Jason left.

"I'm just gonna wait until black Friday when taco bell and Chipotle are only a dollar. Bye." Tonio left.

"Who's house is this?" Steve said and left.
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HAPPY belated THANKSGIVING

How were your Thanksgivings?

Mine
Was
Fantastic

My friends mom can really cook.